Robert Thinks Dutches Is Sexy

[A]Roberts on the couch playing x-box

Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off
[D]So he goes outside and plays with his do[A]g
[A]Early every morning when the sun comes up

He goes in the house to get washed up
[D]Then he comes outside with a paper[Em] cup

Robert thinks Dutches is s[A]exy
[E]It really turns him o[A]n

He's always staring at him
[Em]while he's jerking his d[A]og
[D]He likes the way Du[A]tches looks at h[Em]im
when he's laying do[Em]wn
He even t[D]hinks his t[A]an is bro[E]wn
[D]Robert's the only on[A]e who [Em]really u[A]nderstands what dogs [D]are
[Em]Robert thinks Dutches is se[A]xy

2nd Verse
[A]Every night Robert sits outside

Wishing and hoping for a bite
[D]Walking his dog and eating fr[A]ies
[D]and then he a way to take him ho[A]me

Repeat Chorus

Then it goes like this
[Em]Robert aint into thing appropriate

So he lays on his ass and eats some chips
[Em]Robert thinks Dutches is
Robert thinks Dutches is

Repeat the chorus

Then thats the end of the song.I hope you enjoy it