Female Bonding

[E]

 [E]       Well me and all of my buddies,

 [A]       we spend most[E] all our time

        with a fishin pole or a remote control

 [B]       of any ball game we can find

 [E]       and all the experts say male bonding

 [A]       is good[E] for any man

 [A]       but I can te[E]stify that even if they're right,

 [B]       there's [E]only so much I can stand

(tacet)
 [A]       I need some female b[E]onding, I need a woman's touch

 [B]       you know I like just hangin' with the boys

 [A]       but [E]this man can only stand soo much

 [A]       I want some femi-nine com[E]pany, I need a heart that's true

 [B]       and girl if you'll [A]bond with me I'll b[E]ond with you

        now too much of a good thing

        can drive a man insane

        I got nothing against my buddies

        and I sure hate to complain

        but male bonding ain't worth nothing

        on a lonesome summer night

        I might even trade my fast boat

        for a woman that'll treat me right

chorus with stops at end]

 [B]       and girl if you'll [A]bond [A]wit[Bb]h me,   I said
            girl if you'll bond with me,   yeah
            girl if you'll bond with me,
        (stop)
 [E]       I'll bond with you