Earthquakes And Sharks

[G] [G] [C] [D]

[G] Went down to Mexico,
  I drove my black El Camino
[C] I met up with an old gringo
[D] He showed me round, and said to call him Joe.
[G] I was there about a week or so,
  Wound up in the general hospital,
[C] Joe said don't drink the water no more,
[D] How the hell was I supposed to know?

[G] [G] [C] [D] x2

[G] Drove up to San Diego
  Saw a sign for Mission Beach
[C] And so, went out deep into the ocean,
[D] Saw a shark and had a stroke.
[G] Back in the ambulance I go,
  Had a dream about a girl I used to know,
[C] She said "I got to warn ya
[D] 'Bout Mexico and California."
[A]
[C] She said "I got to warn ya
[D] 'Bout Mexico and California."
[A]oh yeah

[C] She said "I got to warn ya
[D] 'Bout Mexico and California."

[G] Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
  If Chupacabras ain't enough,
[C] Black widow spiders and killer bees,
[D] There ain't no shade there ain't no trees.
[G] hot desert heat, polluted air,
  There's traffic jams beyond compare.
[C] That's all I got to warn ya
[D] 'bout Mexico and California
[G]
[G] Woke up and said I got to go,
  Doc said "Relax, just take it slow."
[C] I tried to argue, but don't you know,
[D] Bout California and Mexico?
[G] Right then, the doctor hit the floor,
  The building shook, it shook some more,
[C] I looked down at him and swore,
[D] "You son of a bitch! I told you so!"

[G] Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
  If Chupacabras ain't enough,
[C] Black widow spiders and killer bees,
[D] There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
[G] Hot desert heat, polluted air,
  There's traffic jams beyond compare.
[C] That's all I got to warn ya
[D] 'Bout Mexico and California

[G] Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
  If Chupacabras ain't enough,
[C] Black widow spiders and killer bees,
[D] There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
[G] Hot desert heat, polluted air,
  There's traffic jams beyond compare.
(silent) That's all I got to warn ya
         'Bout Mexico and California

[A] Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
  If Chupacabras ain't enough,
[D] Black widow spiders and killer bees,
[E] There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
[A] Hot desert heat, polluted air,
  There's traffic jams beyond compare.
(silent) That's all I got to warn ya
         'Bout Mexico and California