Stand There Until Youre Sober

[D]Brown paper [A]bags metal [G]cans.
[D]Sixty [A]degrees fahren[Em]heit.
[D]We can't see the [F#]stars tonight
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And I'm [A]sorry that we're [F#m]not already [G]drunk.

[D]Hours later [A]we're getting [G]there
[D]Meters a[A]way from the [Em]shore
My [D]forty of Co[F#]rona is just
[G]drops away from [Em]being kicked
And [A]I don't know what [G]I'm gonna be to[D]morrow.

[D]When you stayed over[G]night making out with a [Bm]stranger
in the bottom of a [Em]boat that belonged to a [D]stranger
and you came home at [G]six in the morning
after [Bm]being caught ass naked by the [Em]dude who threw the party
[D]I thought that we'd [A]never grow [G]up.
[D]I thought that we'd [A]never grow [D]up.

[D]Now all my [A]friends rise at [G]eight.
[D]They go to [A]sleep before [Em]midnight.
And [D]I just wanna [F#]drink 'til three
[G]Embarrassing myself [Em]publicly.
And [A]you all used to be[Bb] just like me
    [Bm]                 [c]
You fuckers used to be just like me.

[D]So now I sit and stew a[G]lone.
Everyone's already [Bm]sleeping.
Everybody's moved a[Em]way
and can pay their bills on t[D]ime.
No one else is making a [G]hundred and ten bucks for twenty [Bm]hours.
God I hate this fucking [Em]place.
God I hate what happened to [D]me.
You promised we'd [A]stay best of [G]friends.
But we [D]can't 'cause I just [A]can't grow [G]up.

p.m.
[E5]And it kills me. [A5]Yeah it kills me
that [D]I don&
I [E5]can&
I [C#5]can&
I [D]can&

[D]Now every [A]night is [G]miserable.
[D]So sad I can't [A]even get [Em]drunk.
So [D]let's go out just [F#]one last time.
Let's [G]finish off a [Em]box of wine.
Do [A]shots of yukon [Bb]jack and lime.
[Bm]            [c]             [D]
Can we drink 'til I fucking die?

I'll make you party at my [G]funeral
'Cause mourning is for [Bm]suckers.
I'll rent a ferris [Em]wheel and
cotton candy machine and have open [D]bar
with all the Pabst that you can [G]drink
the PA blasting my Clash [Bm]records.
You'll finally know that life's [Em]okay
Even when bad things [D]happen.

[D]    [A]     [G]

[D]So just one more [A]beer, then grow [G]up.
[D]So just one more [A]beer, then grow [G]up.
So [D]just one more [F#]beer.
Go to [G]work.
Pay your [Em]bills.
Eat a [D]dick.
One more [A]beer, THEN grow [D]up.