Too Fat Polka
Bobby VintonVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no
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Readable chord sheet for Too Fat Polka by Bobby Vinton
Oh, [A]I don't want her, you can have her Sh[D]e's too fat for me Sh[A]e's too fat for me Sh[D]e's too fat for me [A]I don't want her, you can have her, Sh[D]e's too fat for me Sh[G]e's too fat, sh[A]e's too fat Sh[D]e's too f[A]at for m[D]e I get d[G]izzy I get n[D]umbo When I'm d[A]ancing With my J[D]um-Jum-Jumbo She's a tw[G]osome, She's a f[D]oursome If she'd l[A]ose some I would l[D]ike her more some C[G]an she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, n[D]o C[D]an she dance a quadrille? No, no, no, no, n[G]o D[G]oes she fit in your coupe? B[C]y herself she's a gr[Am]oup Co[A]uld she possibly S[G]it upon your knee? N[A]o, n[D]o, n[G]o