The Freewheelin Bob Dylan

[D]

[D]How many r[G]oads must a m[A]an walk do[D]wn before you c[G]all him a m[D]an?
How many s[G]eas must a w[A]hite dove s[D]ail before she sl[G]eeps in the s[A]and?
Yes and h[D]ow many t[G]imes must the c[A]annon balls f[D]ly before they're f[G]orever b[D]anned?

The [G]answer my f[A]riend is [D]blowing in the [Bm]wind
The [G]answer is bl[A]owing in the w[D]ind

(Harmonica's Solo) [G] [A] [D] [Bm] [G] [A] [D]

[D]How many y[G]ears can a mo[A]untain ex[D]ist before it is wa[G]shed to the s[D]ea?
Yes and how many y[G]ears can some p[A]eople ex[D]ist before they're all[G]owed to be fr[A]ee?
Yes and h[D]ow many t[G]imes can a m[A]an turn his h[D]ead pretending that he j[G]ust didn't s[D]ee?

The [G]answer my f[A]riend is [D]blowing in the [Bm]wind
The [G]answer is bl[A]owing in the w[D]ind

(Harmonica's Solo) [G] [A] [D] [Bm] [G] [A] [D]

Yes and [D]how many t[G]imes must a m[A]an look  [D]up before he can s[G]ee the s[D]ky?
Yes and how many e[G]ars must o[A]ne man h[D]ave before he can h[G]ear people c[A]ry?
Yes and [D]how many d[G]eaths will it t[A]ake till he kn[D]ows that too many p[G]eople have di[D]ed?

The [G]answer my f[A]riend is [D]blowing in the [Bm]wind
The [G]answer is bl[A]owing in the w[D]ind

(Harmonica's Solo) [G] [A] [D] [Bm] [G] [A] [D]

Girl From The North Country:

[G]

W[G]ell, if you're tra[C]vellin[D]' in the[G] north country fair,
[G]Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me [C]to one who lives [G]there
[G]She once was a [C]true [D]love of [G]mine.

W[G]ell, if you go in the s[C]nowflak[D]e s[G]torm
[G]When the rivers freeze and summer ends
Please see she has a[C] coat so wa[G]rm
[G]To keep her from the [C]howli[D]n' [G]winds.

[G]Please see for me if he[C]r hair h[D]angs l[G]ong
[G]If it rolls and flows all down her breast,
Please see for m[C]e if her hair hangs l[G]ong,
[G]That's the way I [C]remember [D]her b[G]est.

[G]I'm a wonderin' if she r[C]emembers m[D]e at a[G]ll
[G]Many times I've often prayed
In the darkness of[C] my ni[G]ght
[G]In the brightness of [C]my [D]da[G]y.

[G]So if you're travellin' in the n[C]orth co[D]untry [G]fair,
[G]Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to o[C]ne who lives the[G]re,
[G]She once was a true l[C]ove of [D]mine[G].

Maters Of War:

[Am]    [Am7] [Am]

[Am]Come you masters [Am]of [Am7]war, you t[Am]hat build the big guns [Am7]     [Am]
[Am]You that build the death[Am] pl[Am7]anes[Am], you that build all the bombs [Am7]     [Am]
[Am]You that hide behind wa[Am]lls[Am7], yo[Am]u that hide behind desks  [Am7]      [Am]
[Am]I just [C]want you to [G]know I can [F]see through your [Am]masks  [Am7]      [Am]

[Am]You that never ha[Am]ve [Am7]done n[Am]othin' but build to destroy  [Am7]      [Am]
[Am]You play [Am]wit[Am7]h my[Am] world like it's your li[Am7]ttle[Am] toy
[Am]You put a gun in [Am]my [Am7]hand[Am] then you hide from my eyes    [Am7]        [Am]
[Am]Then yo[C]u turn and r[G]un farther [F]when the fast bul[Am]lets fl[Am7]y   [Am]

[Am]Like Ju[Am]das[Am7] of [Am]old you lie and [Am7]dece[Am]ive
[Am]A world war can't[Am] be[Am7] won[Am], and you want me to believe   [Am7]       [Am]
[Am]But I see through y[Am]our[Am7] eye[Am]s and I see through your brain   [Am7]       [Am]
[Am]Like I [C]see through [G]the water t[F]hat runs down my [Am]drain  [Am7]      [Am]

[Am]You that fasten a[Am]ll [Am7]the [Am]triggers for the others to [Am7]fire[Am]
[Am]Then you sit back a[Am]nd [Am7]watc[Am]h while the death count gets higher     [Am7]         [Am]
[Am]You hide in your ma[Am]nsi[Am7]ons [Am]while the young people's blood   [Am7]       [Am]
[Am]Flows o[C]ut of thei[G]r bodies [F]and gets buried[Am] in the[Am7] mud[Am]

[Am]You've thrown the[Am] wo[Am7]rst [Am]fear that can ever be hurled  [Am7]      [Am]
[Am]Fear t[Am]o b[Am7]ring[Am] children into the[Am7] wor[Am]ld
[Am]For threate[Am]nin[Am7]g my[Am] baby, unborn and unnamed[Am7]    [Am]
[Am]You ain[C]'t wort[G]h the blood[F] that runs i[Am]n your [Am7]vein[Am]s

[Am]How much[Am] do[Am7] I k[Am]now to talk out of t[Am7]urn [Am]
[Am]You might say tha[Am]t I[Am7]'m y[Am]oung, you might say I'm unlearned    [Am7]        [Am]
[Am]But there's one t[Am]hin[Am7]g I [Am]know, though I'm younger than you   [Am7]       [Am]
[Am]Even Je[C]sus woul[G]d never [F]forgive wha[Am]t you d[Am7]o   [Am]

[Am]Let me ask you on[Am]e q[Am7]uest[Am]ion:  is your money that good? [Am7]     [Am]
[Am]Will it buy you f[Am]org[Am7]iven[Am]ess?  Do you think that it cou[Am7]ld? [Am]
[Am]I think you will [Am]fin[Am7]d wh[Am]en your death takes its to[Am7]ll  [Am]
[Am]All the[C] money you m[G]ade won't e[F]ver buy back your[Am] soul  [Am7]      [Am]

[Am]And I hope that y[Am]ou [Am7]die [Am]and your death will come soon   [Am7]       [Am]
[Am]I'll follow y[Am]our[Am7] cas[Am]ket through the pale after[Am7]noon[Am]
[Am]And I'll watch wh[Am]ile[Am7] you[Am]'re lowered into your death bed  [Am7]      [Am]
[Am]Then I'[C]ll stand over [G]your grave t[F]ill I'm sure that yo[Am]u're de[Am7]ad  [Am]

Down The Highway:

[D7]

[D7]Well I'm walkin' down the highway with a suitcase inmy hand
Yes I'm [G]walkin' down the highway with a [D7]suitcase in my hand
Lord I [A]really miss my baby she's in some [D7]far-off land
[D7]With my suitcase in my hand.

Lord, I really miss my baby,

She's in some far-off land.

[D7]Well, your streets are gettin' empty,
Lord, your hig[G]hway's gett[D7]in' filled.
And yo[A]ur streets are g[D7]ettin' empty
[D7]And your highway's gettin' filled.

Well, the way I love that woman,

I swear it's bound to get me killed.

[D7]Well, I been gamblin' so long,
        [G]               [D7] ( Riff(
Lord, I ain't got much more to lose.
Yes, I be[A]en gamblin' s[D7]o long,
[D7]Lord, I ain't got much more to lose.

Right now I'm havin' trouble,

Please don't take away my highway shoes.

[D7]Well, I'm bound to get lucky, baby,
Or I'm[G] bound to di[D7]e tryin'.
Yes, I'm a-b[A]ound to ge[D7]t lucky, baby,
[D7]Lord, Lord I'm a-bound to die tryin'.

Well, meet me in the middle of the ocean

And we'll leave this ol' highway behind.

[D7]Well, the ocean took my baby,
My baby sto[G]le my he[D7]art from me.
Yes, the[A] ocean took my[D7] baby,
[D7]My baby took my heart from me.

She packed it all up in a suitcase,

Lord, she took it away to Italy, Italy.

[D7]So, I'm a-walkin' down your highway
Just as far a[G]s my poor ey[D7]es can see.
Yes, I'm a-w[A]alkin' down you[D7]r highway
[D7]Just as far as my eyes can see.

From the Golden Gate Bridge

All the way to the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Dylan's Blues:

[A]

[A]Well, the Lone Ranger and Tonto

They are ridin' down the line
[E]Fixin' ev'rybody's troubles

Ev'rybody's 'cept mine

Somebody musta tol' 'em

That I was doin' fine

[A]  [D]  [E]  [A]

[A]Oh you five and ten cent women

With nothin' in your heads
[E]I got a real gal I'm lovin'

And Lord I'll love her till I'm dead

Go away from my door and my window too

Right now

[A]  [D]  [E]  [A]
[A]Lord, I ain't goin' down to no race track

See no sports car run
[E]I don't have no sports car

And I don't even care to have one

I can walk anytime around the block

[A], D3RD, [E], [A]

[A]Well, the wind keeps a-blowin' me

Up and down the street
[E]With my hat in my hand

And my boots on my feet

Watch out so you don't step on me

[A], D3RD, [E], [A]
[A]Well, lookit here buddy

You want to be like me

Pull out your six-shooter
[E]And rob every bank you can see

Tell the judge I said it was all right

Yes!

A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall:
[E]Oh, where have you been, my bl[A]ue eyed s[E]on?
Oh, wh[E]ere have you been, my dar[B]ling young one?
I've st[A]umbled on the side of tw[E]elve misty mountains
I've w[A]alked and I've crawled on s[E]ix crooked highways
I've st[A]epped in the middle of s[E]even sad forests
I've been o[A]ut in front of a doz[E]en dead oceans
I've been t[A]en thousand miles in the [E]mouth of a graveyard
And it's a h[E]ard, and it's a ha[B]rd, it's a h[E]ard, and it's a [A]hard
And it's a ha[E]rd r[B]ain's a gonna f[E]all [A]    [E]

Oh, wh[E]at did you see, my blue ey[A]ed son?  [E]
Oh, wh[E]at did you see, my darlin[B]g young one?
I saw a[A] newborn baby with wild [E]wolves all around it
I saw a[A] highway of diamonds wit[E]h nobody on it
I saw a[A] black branch with blood[E] that kept drippin'
I saw a[A] room full of men with t[E]heir hammers a bleedin'
I saw a[A] white ladder all covere[E]d with water
I saw t[A]en thousand talkers whos[E]e tongues were all broken
I saw g[A]uns and sharp swords in [E]the hands of young children
And it's a h[E]ard, and it's a ha[B]rd, it's a h[E]ard, and it's a [A]hard
And it's a ha[E]rd r[B]ain's a gonna f[E]all [A]    [E]

And wh[E]at did you hear, my blue[A] eyed son[E]?
And wh[E]at did you hear, my darli[B]ng young one?
I heard[A] the sound of a thunder,[E] it roared out a warnin'
Heard t[A]he roar of a wave that c[E]ould drown the whole world
Heard o[A]ne hundred drummers whos[E]e hands were a blazin'
Heard t[A]en thousand whisperin' a[E]nd nobody listenin'
Heard o[A]ne person starve, I hear[E]d many people laughin'
Heard t[A]he song of a poet who di[E]ed in the gutter
Heard t[A]he sound of a clown who [E]cried in the alley
And it's a h[E]ard, and it's a ha[B]rd, it's a h[E]ard, and it's a [A]hard
And it's a ha[E]rd r[B]ain's a gonna f[E]all [A]    [E]

Oh, wh[E]o did you meet, my blue [A]eyed son?[E]
Who di[E]d you meet, my darling yo[B]ung one?
I met a[A] young child beside a de[E]ad pony
I met a[A] white man who walked a [E]black dog
I met a[A] young woman whose body [E]was burning
I met a[A] young girl, she gave me[E] a rainbow
I met o[A]ne man who was wounded i[E]n love
I met a[A]nother man who was wound[E]ed with hatred
And it's a h[E]ard, and it's a ha[B]rd, it's a h[E]ard, and it's a [A]hard
And it's a ha[E]rd r[B]ain's a gonna f[E]all [A]    [E]

Oh, wh[E]at'll you do now, my blu[A]e eyed so[E]n?
Oh, wh[E]at'll you do now, my darl[B]ing young one?
I'm a g[A]oin' back out 'fore the [E]rain starts a fallin'
I'll wa[A]lk to the depths of the [E]deepest black forest
Where t[A]he people are many and t[E]heir hands are all empty
Where t[A]he pellets of poison are[E] flooding their waters
Where t[A]he home in the valley me[E]ets the damp dirty prison
Where t[A]he executioner's face is[E] always well hidden
Where h[A]unger is ugly, where sou[E]ls are forgotten
Where b[A]lack is the color, where[E] none is the number
And I'l[A]l tell it and think it a[E]nd speak it and breathe it
And ref[A]lect it from the mountai[E]n so all souls can see it
Then I'[A]ll stand on the ocean un[E]til I start sinkin'
But I'l[A]l know my song well befo[E]re I start singin'
And it's a h[E]ard, and it's a ha[B]rd, it's a h[E]ard, and it's a [A]hard
And it's a ha[E]rd r[B]ain's a gonna f[E]all [A]    [E]

Don't Think Twice, It's Alright:

[E] [B] [C#m] [A] [E] [B] [E]

Well it [E]ain't no use to [B]sit and wonder [C#m]why, babe
[A]If you don't know by [E]now [B]
An' it [E]ain't no use to [B]sit and wonder [C#m]why, babe
[F#7]It'l[A7]l never do some[B]how
When your [E]rooster crows at the [E7]break of dawn
[A]Look out your window and[F#7] I'l[A7]l be gone
[E]You're the [B]reason I'm [C#m]trav'lin' on[A]
But [E]don't think [B]twice, it's all [E]right

[E] [B] [C#m] [A] [E]

An' it [E]ain't no use in [B]turnin' on your [C#m]light, babe
The [A]light I never [E]knowed [B]
An' it [E]ain't no use in [B]turnin' on your [C#m]light, babe
[F#7]I'm [A7]on the dark side of the [B]road
But I [E]wish there was somethin' you would[E7] do or say
To [A]try and make me change my [F#7]mind[A7] and stay
[E]We never [B]did too much [C#m]talkin' any[A]way
But [E]don't think [B]twice, it's all [E]right

[E] [B] [C#m] [A] [E]

So it [E]ain't no use in [B]callin' out my [C#m]name, gal
[A]Like you never done be[E]fore [B]
An' it [E]ain't no use in [B]callin' out my [C#m]name, gal
[F#7]I ca[A7]n't hear you any m[B]ore
I'm a-[E]thinkin' and a-wonderin' [E7]walkin' down the road
I [A]once loved a woman, a [F#7]chil[A7]d I'm told
I [E]give her my [B]heart but she [C#m]wanted my [A]soul
But [E]don't think [B]twice, it's all [E]right

[E] [B] [C#m] [A] [E]

So [E]lon[B]g honey-[C#m]babe
Where I'm [A]bound, I can't [E]tell [B]
[E]Goodbye's [B]too good a [C#m]word, babe
[F#7]So I[A7] just say fare thee [B]well
I [E]ain't sayin' you treated[E7] me unkind
[A]You could have done better but[F#7] I d[A7]on't mind
[E]You just kinda [B]wasted my[C#m] precious [A]time
But [E]don't think [B]twice, it's all [E]right

[D3] [G] [D] [G] [D] X2

[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

Oxford Town, Oxford Town
  [G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Ev'rybody's got their heads bowed down
[D3]The sun don't[G] shine [D]above [G]the ground                        [D]
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Ain't a-goin' down to Oxford Town

[D3] [G] [D] [G] [D] X2

[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

He went down to Oxford Town
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Guns and clubs followed him down
[D3]All because h[G]is face[D] was b[G]rown                              [D]
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Better get away from Oxford Town

[D3] [G] [D] [G] [D] X2

[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

Oxford Town around the bend
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

He come in to the door, he couldn't get in
[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

All because of the color of his skin
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

What do you think about that, my frien'?

[D3] [G] [D] [G] [D] X2

[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

Me and my gal, my gal's son
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

We got met with a tear gas bomb
[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

I don't even know why we come
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Goin' back where we come from

[D3] [G] [D] [G] [D] X2

[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

Oxford Town in the afternoon
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Ev'rybody singin' a sorrowful tune
[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

Two men died 'neath the Mississippi moon
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Somebody better investigate soon

[D3] [G] [D] [G] [D] X2

[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

Oxford Town, Oxford Town
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Ev'rybody's got their heads bowed down
[D3]           [G]      [D]     [G]                                 [D]

The sun don't shine above the ground
[G]                      [D]            [G]                   [D]

Ain't a-goin' down to Oxford Town

Talkin' World War III Blues:
This song is written after Bob Dylan experienced a bad dream about World War III. Very
that there will be a 3rd one anyway so don't worry.

[D]  [G]  [E]  [G]

[G]Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,
I dreamt I was wa[D]lkin' into World War [E]Thre[G]e,
[D]I went to the doctor the very next day

To see what kinda words he could say.
[G]He said it was a bad dream.
[D]I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,

They were my own dreams and they're only in my head.

[E]  [G]  [D]  [E]  [G]

[G]I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."
He said,[D] "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane,"  [E]     [G]
[D]He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"

As I landed on the psychiatric couch,
He said, "Tell[G] me about it."

[E]  [G]  [D]  [E]  [G]

[G]Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast,
It was all over by [D]quarter past.[E]   [G]
[D]I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover [E]    [G]
[D]Wondering who turned the lights on.

[E]  [G]  [D]  [E]  [G]

[G]Well, I got up and walked around
And up[D] and down the lonesome town.       [E]            [G]
[D]I stood a-wondering which way to go,

I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
And walked on down the r[E]oad. [G]
[D]It was a normal day.

[E]  [G]  [D]  [E]  [G]

[G]Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell

And I leaned my head and I gave a yell,
[D]"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."

A shotgun fired and away I ran.

I don't blame them too much though,
[G]I know I look funny.

[E]  [G]  [D]  [E]  [G]

[G]Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand

I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,

I guess there's just us two."
He screamed a bit and away he fle[E]w.  [G]
[D]Thought I was a Communist.

[E]  [G]  [D]  [E]  [G]

[G]Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave,
[D]"Let's go and play Adam and Eve."  [E]     [G]
[D]I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'
When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',  [E]      [G]
[D]You see what happened last time they started."

[E], [G], [D], [E], [G] X3

[G]Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
[D]And there was nobody aroun'[E], [G]
[D]I got into the driver's seat

And I drove 42nd Street
[D]In my Cadillac.

Good car to drive after a war.

[E], [G], [D], [E], [G] X3

[G]Well, I remember seein' some ad,
[D]So I turned on my Conelrad. [E]    [G]
[D]But I didn't pay my Con Ed bill,  [E]    [G]

So the radio didn't work so well.
[D]Turned on my player-

It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',

"Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,

Our Loves Are Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."

[E], [G], [D], [E], [G] X3

[G]I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
[D]I needed somebody to talk to.   [E]     [G]
[D]So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind.  [E]    [G]
[D]"When you hear the beep

It will be three o'clock,"

She said that for over an hour

And I hung it up.

[E], [G], [D], [E], [G] X3

[G]Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,
[D]Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,  [E]     [G]
[D]But mine was a little different you see.
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me[E]. [G]
[D]I didn't see you around."

[E], [G], [D], [E], [G] X3

[G]Well, now time passed and now it seems
[D]Everybody's having them dreams.[E]  [G]
[D]Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.

Half of the people can be part right all of the time,

Some of the people can be all right part of the time.

But all the people can't be all right all the time

I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
[D]"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"  [E]    [G]

I said that.

[E], [G], [D], [E], [G] X3

Honey, Just Allow Me One More Chance:
Harmonica Intro: [G] [C] [G]

[G]Honey, just allow me one more chance
To g[C]et along with y[G]ou.

Honey, just allow me one more chance,
Ah'll [A7]do anything with y[D]ou.
[G]Well, I'm a-walkin' down the road
With my h[G7]ead in my hand,
I'm l[C]ookin' for a woman
Needs a w[A7]orried man.
[G]Just-a one kind f[D]avor I a[G]sk y[C]ou,
[G]'Low me just-a o[D]ne more c[G]hance.

[G]Honey, just allow me one more chance
[C]To ride your aero[G]plane.
Honey, just allow[A7] me one more ch[D]ance
[G]To ride your passenger train.
Well, I've been [G7]lookin' all over
[C]For a gal like you,
I can't find [A7]nobody
[G]So you[D]'ll hav[G]e to [C]do.
[G]Just-a one kind f[D]avor I ask y[G]ou,

'Low me just-a one more chance.

[G]Honey, just allow me one more chance
To get[C] along with y[G]ou.
Honey, just allow[A7] me one more ch[D]ance,
[G]Ah'll do anything with you.
Well, loo[G7]kin' for a woman
[C]That ain't got no man,
Is just look[A7]in' for a needle

That is lost in the sand.
[G]Just-a one k[D]ind favor [G]I ask you[C],
'Low me j[G]ust-a one more[D] chance.[G]

I Shall Be Free:

[G], [G], [G], [G] , [C] ,[G], [C], [C], [G] X2

[D]Well, I took me a woman late last night,

I's three-fourths drunk, she looked uptight.

She took off her wheel, took off her bell,

Took off her wig, said, "How do I smell?"

I hot-footed it . . . bare-naked . . .

Out the window!

[G]Well, sometimes I might get drunk,

Walk like a duck and stomp like a skunk.

Don't hurt me none, don't hurt my pride

'Cause I got my little lady right by my side.

(Right there

Proud as can be)

[D]I's out there paintin' on the old woodshed

When a can a black paint it fell on my head.

I went down to scrub and rub

But I had to sit in back of the tub.

(Cost a quarter

And I had to get out quick . . .

Someone wanted to come in and take a sauna)

[G]Well, my telephone rang it would not stop,

It's President Kennedy callin' me up.

He said, "My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?"

I said, "My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot,

Anita Ekberg,

Sophia Loren."

(Put 'em all in the same room with Ernest Borgnine!)

[D]Well, I got a woman sleeps on a cot,

She yells and hollers and squeals a lot.

Licks my face and tickles my ear,

Bends me over and buys me beer.

(She's a honeymooner

A June crooner

A spoon feeder

And a natural leader)

[G]Oh, there ain't no use in me workin' so heavy,

I got a woman who works on the levee.

Pumping that water up to her neck,

Every week she sends me a monthly check.

(She's a humdinger

Folk singer

Dead ringer

For [A] thing-[A]-muh jigger)

[D]Late one day in the middle of the week,

Eyes were closed I was half asleep.

I chased me a woman up the hill,

Right in the middle of an air raid drill.

It was Little Bo Peep!

(I jumped a fallout shelter

I jumped a bean stalk

I jumped a ferris wheel)

[G]Now, the man on the stand he wants my vote,

He's a-runnin' for office on the ballot note.

He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple,

Tellin' me he loves all kinds-a people.

(He's eatin' bagels

He's eatin' pizza

He's eatin' chitlins

He's eatin' bullshit!)

[D]Oh, set me down on a television floor,

I'll flip the channel to number four.

Out of the shower comes a grown-up man

With a bottle of hair oil in his hand.

(It's that greasy kid stuff.

What I want to know, Mr. Football Man, is

What do you do about Willy Mays and Yul Brynner,

Charles de Gaulle

And Robert Louis Stevenson?)

[G]Well, the funniest woman I ever seen

Was the great-granddaughter of Mr. Clean.

She takes about fifteen baths a day,

Wants me to grow a cigar on my face.

(She's a little bit heavy!)

[D]Well, ask me why I'm drunk alla time,

It levels my head and eases my mind.

I just walk along and stroll and sing,

I see better days and I do better things.

(I catch dinosaurs

I make love to Elizabeth Taylor . . .

Catch hell from Richard Burton!)

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Note: Some songs might be wrong but do let the office know. Overall, enjoy!