The Toy
Bob And TomVersion1
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My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
She just wants my lovin all the time.
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
A multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
It was the one she wanted all along
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
that SOB will never be the same
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.
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Readable chord sheet for The Toy by Bob And Tom
Key [G] [G]My baby don't want fancy things. [C]No diamonds, furs, or limousines [G]She just wants my lovin all the time. [D] [G]When I'm at work, she still wants more, [C]there is one thing she's beggin for [G]to fill the void [D]when I'm not by her [G]side. [C]A multi function jumbo dong, [G]waterproof 12 inches long [A7]with a G spot stimulator and a s[D]uction cup to attach to the table [C]Vibroshaft, rotating beads, [G]cyberskin with 7 speeds [A7]the Cadillac of hand held rubber [G]wangs. [G]So i went down to the sex boutique, [C]to find the toy that's so unique [G]That takes my place when I'm not by her side. [D] [G]And there I found much to my shock, h[C]er lifelike toy was out of stock [G]So I asked the c[D]lerk to show me what he [G]had. [C]he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, [G]mulitcolored double dongs [A7]A g spot stimulator that [D]kind of looked like a miner's helmet [C]A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, [G]that's right I said a latex fist [A7]and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half [G]off. [G]And there it was, it caught my eye, [C]behind the fist and spanish fly [G]It was the one she wanted all along [D] [G]I drove back down to her place and [C]found my best friend on her face [G]I shoved that latex toy [D]where the sun don't [G]shine. It was a mul[C]ti function jumbo dong, [G]waterproof 12 inches long [A7]with a G spot stimulator and a [D]suction cup to attach to the table [C]Vibroshaft, rotating beads, c[G]yberskin with 7 speeds [A7]that SOB will never be the s[D]ame [C]He won't forget this love affair. T[G]hat toy's still in his derriere [A7]And now I wish I'd bought that latex [G]fist.