Depends

Key: [D]

Chords used:

(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!)

Tom:
[D]  I don't want to
[A]urinate on my[G]self
[D]  I don't want to
[A]urinate[G] on anyone [A]else
[D]  Well, I guess that [A]really
doesn't [G]matter anymore
[D]  Because I can't con[A]trol
my [G]bladder any[A]more

Tom:
[D]  [G]  [A]  Well I guess
it all de[D]pends[G]

Mark:
undergarments

Tom:
[D]  [G]  [A] Well I guess
it all de[D]pends[G]

Mark:
undergarments

Tom:
[A]  Step back in the
[D]light[A] No more [G]soiled
nights alone[A] But
I guess [D]I don't
have a c[G]are
Because there's not[A] a
load in my underwear

Mark:
[D]  I'm sick of of[A]fending everyone
I [G]meet (go go go go)
[D]  I'm sick of [A]crying myself to
s[G]leep on rubber [A]sheets (go)
[D]  I had an [A]accident to[G]day
[D]  I left a [A]soiled bus seat
[G]  I didn't know [A]what to say

Mark:
[D]  [G]  [A]  But I guess
it all de[D]pends[G]

Tom:
undergarments

Mark:
[D]  [G]  [A]  Well I guess
it all de[D]pends[G]

Tom:
undergarments

Mark:
[A]  Step back in the
[D]light[A] No more [G]soiled
nights alone[A] Well
I guess I didn't
[D]I have to care
if [G]I don't have a
[A]load in my under[D]wear

Tom:
Uh anyway uh well
as I was saying
my dog nice dog
bending over uh
If you dropped your keys
you'd bend over too

Scott:
Uh so uh well
uh just wanna say
thank you all for
coming to the sperm
bank Do you have a
question there?

Mark:
Shit Scott That aki-mofo
be messing with
my lady gotta be
running cold upsidedown
his head you know
what I'm sayin mans? Hey
holmes I can dig it
that brotha ain't
gonna pick up on you
man i say hey Scott,
So to say i want to say
pretty J I did the
same-ol same-ol
hey knock yourself
on a post lick
the gray metal fat man
before he was down
I take tcb'in man
Hey you know what they
say you see about to
get that bottie yacker
you lay her down
and slackum yackum
cold gotta be ya
know man SHIT

Tom:
Uh are you uh
feelin' all right?

Mark:
Oh man jamofoba lay me
to the bone and
she's jackin me
up tightly!
Alright Get out the
scissors and get in place
Ready? Now start choppin

Tom:
Hey man someone spotted
me it's heavy!

Mark:
Alright now heave
it on down here!
(sound of someone or something
falling down the stairs)

Tom:
Okay it's all the
way down there!

Mark:
Aw who taught you how to
throw the dick down the stairs?