The More I Drink

[D]  [A7]  [D]  [A7]  [D]  [A7]  [D]

He was [D]sittin' at the bar, [A7]sippin' a regular [D]Coke
We were [G]drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our [D]jokes
We all said [G]man what happened to you, why [D]can't you just have a [G]few
He said I [D]would if I could, but [A7]it's probably best that I [D]don't

'Cause the more I [D]drink, the more I [F#7]drink
Then I'm the [G]world's greatest lover and a [D]dancin' machine
I get [D]loud, and I get proud, and it gets [A7]worse
Well if I have [D]one, I have thir[F#7]teen, no there [G]ain't no in-be[D]tween
'Cause the more I [D]drink, [A7]hmm, the more I [D]drink

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

'Cause the more I [D]drink, the more I [F#7]drink
And I'm the [G]world's greatest lover and a [D]dancin' machine
I get [D]loud, I get proud, and it gets [A7]worse
Yeah if I have [D]one I'll have thir[F#7]teen, now there [G]ain't no in-be[D]tween
'Cause the more I [D]drink, the more I [A7]drink, the more I [D]drink, yeah yeah

[D]   [F#7]     [G]    [D]Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about   [A7]

Man if I have [D]one, I'll have thir[F#7]teen
Then they [G]can't get me off the kare[D]okee machine
The more I [D]drink,[A7] the more I [D]drink [G]
Yeah the more I [D]drink, the more I d[A7]rink, the more I drink

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