Feminist Housewives

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This is the story of Betty and Sue

Two women left their husbands... For each other

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[D]I was watching opera yesterday

And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem’s a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?

[Db]All you [B]housewives can [D]be

[Db]Famous [B]feminists just like [D]me

[Db]Now I am cooking the veggies and [B]valuing myself

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(C[B]ooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)

[Db]Glori[B]a where have you [D]been? (Where have you been?)

[Db]You’ve become my [B]inspiratio[D]n (My inspiration)

[Db]Glori[B]a where have I [D]been? (Where have I been?)

[Db]All these [B]years I've been listening to [D]Jim

Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?

[Db]Glori[B]a please save me [D]now (Save me now)

[Db]I need to [B]free myself please [D]tell me how (Free myself)

[Db]I am [B]becoming a [D]coward

[Db]Gloria [B]Steinem, where are you [D]now?

Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women’s
in Washington DC!

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G[D]loria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today

[Db]I'm going to the [B]rally in [D]Washington

I'm gonna [Db]see her at the [B]rally in [D]Washington

I'm gonna [Db]find her at the [B]rally in [D]Washington

I can't [Db]wait for the [B]rally in [D]Washington

Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...

Alright, tell him you're abducted by a [Db]strange group of [B]aliens

They took a specimen out of your left breast

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And [D]planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself

No Sue he watches the [D]X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens

Rally? Women’s rights? Who the hell you think you are?

[D]My name is Betty [D]and my name is Sue

[Db]And there's a lot of thing we can do

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Cau[B]se we are, wannabe feminist housewives

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Yea[B]h, we are gonna be feminist housewives

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[D]             [B]    [Gb]  [E]            [Gb]
[E]See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington

[D]Byebye!

[D]Well that was five years ago, [D]today

I said: [Db]Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass

[Db]Me and [B]Betty, we're hitting the [D]road

[Db]I'm switching out of wife mod[B]e  [D]

I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you

It's [Db]just; well you're not [B]really my type Herb

[D]Look, look, there's no need to [Db]argue, this is [B]goodbye [D]Herb

[Db]And Herb, I'll try not to [B]slam the door on my way [D]out okay

And try not to choke from the [Db]dust coming [B]from my heels, [D]Herb

Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)

And [Db]suddenly, Betty [B]and I were [D]free

[Db]We were [B]finally [D]free

[Db]Going to the [B]rally in [D]Washington

[Db]On the road to the [B]rally in [D]Washington

[Db]I couldn't wait for the [B]rally in [D]Washington

Hey Sue, we're [Db]almost to the [B]rally in [D]Washington

[Db]Well I'm [B]sure it's not hard for you to [D]imagine

What happened in that car on that [Db]road to that rally in [B]Washington DC, [D]right?

Some people say that it was, that it was [Db]destiny

That Betty and I got in [B]that car and got on [D]that road to go to that rally

[Db]Some people say that a [B]band of angels [D]guided our car on that road

Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl

I [Db]realize, [B]Sue, I've been [D]lusting after her for four years now

(I've been [Db]lusting after [B]you for [D]four years now)

[Db]Betty, I've been lusting after [B]you for [D]four years now

(I've been [Db]lusting after [B]you, for [D]four years now)

Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
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I’m [a] dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, [D]-[D]-[D]-dyke

We're great moms [D]   [D]     [D]       [D]

(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)