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I Will Not Look At Titties For A Year

Bill Bailey
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 Well I’ll put  myself through sexual strife
 If it'll  save a poor kids life
 I will  not look at titties for a year
 Well if it stops  and Iraqi becoming dead
 I won’t spill  my seed on a motel bed
 I will  not look at titties  for a year
 Well the internets  been my downfall
 I call  it Beelzebub’s shopping
 I’ve been  the happiest shopper........er
 I've got  enough filth under my bed
 To maintain  an erection until I’m dead
 I will  not look at titties  for a year
 Well the folks  in Africa have been waiting
 For us  to stop our manipulating
 Spend our porn dollars on international aid
 Well if it pays  for a pizza to Pakistan
 I’ll quit  jerking of for Ramadan
 I will  not look at titties
 Well maybe  for a couple  of months
 I will  not look at titties  for a year

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Readable chord sheet for I Will Not Look At Titties For A Year by Bill Bailey

Well I’ll [G]put myself through sexual strife
If [Csus2]it'll save a poor kids life
I [G]will not look at titties for a [D]year
Well if it [G]stops and Iraqi becoming dead
I won’t [Csus2]spill my seed on a motel bed
I [G]will not look at [D]titties for a [G]year
Well the [G]internets been my downfall
I [Csus2]call it Beelzebub’s shopping
I’ve [G]been the happiest shopper........[D]er
I've [G]got enough filth under my bed
To main[Csus2]tain an erection until I’m dead
I [G]will not look at [D]titties for a [G]year
Well the [C]folks in Africa have been waiting
For [G]us to stop our manipulating
Spend our porn dollars on international [D]aid   [C]
Well if it [G]pays for a pizza to Pakistan
I’ll [Csus2]quit jerking of for Ramadan
I [G]will not look at [D]titties
Well [G/B]maybe for a [Csus2]couple of months
I [G]will not look at [D]titties for a [G]year

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