Kick My Ass

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 [N.C.]  Well I  E  walked up to the bar
Laid down my Platinum Card
And I order 50 longnecks for my new  B  friends
Well, the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and  E  then  A
This  E  blonde slid up to me
And said, "that was awful sweet"
Then I saw her boyfriend
 E7  Wide as he was  A  tall
Well, he broke up our hug
With a  E  six-foot-five-inch shove
And I  B  found myself slammed up, against a  E  wall

Why does  A  everybody want to kick my  E  ass
I'm just  A  tryin' to have a little fun
For  B  all the ones who can't
And just be A cause I kiss the prettiest girls
And I  E  drive my truck to  A  fast
Why does  A  everybody  B  want to kick my  E  ass

Well, I've  E  never been the kind
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get a B long
I throw parties all the time
And they're always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the  E  dawn  A
Well my  E  style of stress relief
Sometimes, disturbs the peace
The police show up, cut  E7  doughnuts in my  A  yard
And while the Zepplin's playin' loud
They run  E  off my party crowd
They  B  cuff my wrists and throw me down, so  E  hard

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And just be A cause I kiss the prettiest girls
And I  E  drive my truck to  A  fast
Why does  A  everybody  B  want
It seems like  A  everybody  B  wants
Why does  A  everybody  B  want to kick my  E  ass