Return Of The Postmoderns

Intro/Verse riff:
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(riff)
Ten cent lovers
(riff)
beneath the covers
(riff)
Riding on a wet dream
Silver t[B5]onic free       [D/A]            [G]

same as V1):
High stool sweet tarts
Equipped with green cards
Chomp their 401k's
Semi-chocolate brie

[F#5]  [E5]

"Chorus" (Riff 2):
[A5]Digging in Los Cruc[F#5]es
for an a[E5]rmy drab contain[D/A]er
Carbon dating clothes
for the last time they were washed

same as V1):
Shelby and Sheila
Onomatopoeia
Catch hang nail on Banion
Shiver Martin Sheen

same):
Preschool mothers
in Technicolor  <-- another cool distorted lyric (tm) :)
Are fire bombing Dresden
Stanton, Harry Dean

"Chorus" (riff 2):
Feeding line caught tuna
to a neutered Bodhisattva
Writhing peached for the President
Out on the White House lawn
Beating Herbert Hoover
With a leather tipped Pinada
Thorn and Katy drink the milk
tinted Amerasian Green

Verse riff and end with chorus riff twice:
RETURN, RETURN, RETURN, etc... :)