Wasted And Ready

Force field supershield [A] [A]
[E]Junior high love affair [A]is okay
[E]Jump on the big wagon cause[A] im SoCal
[E]I'm big in every way            [A]
[F#m]I'm runnin[A]g as f[B]ast as I can....
    [A]                                  [A]      [B]

She goes above and beyond her call of duty
[E]She is a sl[B]ut but her ex th[A]inks it's se[B]xy
[E]Sex reminds[B] her of eat[A]ing spaghetti   [B]
[E]I am wa[B]sted, but I'[A]m ready  [B]
[E]      [B]       [A]       [B]

same)

same)

I'm running as fast I can
I'm run[C]ning as [A]fast I [E]run      [B]
      [C]        [A]      [E]

JAM:
Bounce between the E chord and this riff (or a variation of it to make it your own)
E-  5-3-5-3   3-0

(This happens four times in the song I think. Just do it as long as you feel)

same)

same except end with 4 lines of "I am wasted but I'm ready" with same chord progression)

I'm running as fast I can
I'm r[C]unning as [A]fast I [E]run      [B]
I'm [C]running as [A]fast I [E]can      [B]
I'm r[C]unning as [A]fast ..[E].... as I[B] can
      [C]       [D]                [E]