Bitch Went Nuts
Ben FoldsVersions2
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party mistake
capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
I never heard such shit in all my life
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
But you blew my hopes sky-high
The bitch went nuts
Started talking 'bout politics
In front of all my bosses
Bullshit from the internet
The bitch went nuts
I'll never be a partner at this rate
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Oh no!
Oh no, no!
Oh!
(Solo over )
capella *** (Trill over )
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
capella *** (Trill over )
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
The bitch went nuts
Started talking about vegetables
To the wives of my coworkers
Yeah, cruelty to animals
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Oh no!
Oh no, no!
Oh, no no!
Oh, no no!
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
To all my bosses
And all my friends?
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
Started putting down the Christians
And all about what the white man
Did to the Indians
How could I know that she never done blow before?
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on /// chords)
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no, no!
Oh, no no!
Oh, no no!
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Readable chord sheet for Bitch Went Nuts by Ben Folds
[A] capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party mistake
[A] capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
[A] capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
[Fmaj7]I never heard such shit in all my life [G]
[Fmaj7]I hoped one day to mold you into the [G]per[Dm]fect [E]wife
[E]But you blew my hopes sky-high
The bitch went nut[Am]s
Started t[C]alking 'bout politics
[G]In front of all my bosses
Bul[Dm]lshit from the internet
The bitch went nut[Am]s
I'll never [C]be a partner at this rate
[G]Not with Jane fucking Fonda [Dm]Jr. as my date
Oh no! [Fmaj7] [F6] [Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh [G]no, [Fmaj7]no! [F6] [Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh! [F6]
(Solo over [Am])
[A] capella *** (Trill over [Am])
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
[A] capella *** (Trill over [Am])
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
[Fmaj7]She called us bigots with her fist in the air [G]
[Fmaj7]And as she did they all could see all her [G]arm[Dm]pit [E]hair
[E]Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
The bitch went nut[Am]s
Started [C]talking about vegetables
To the w[G]ives of my coworkers
Yeah, [Dm]cruelty to animals
She thinks be[Am]cause she reads [C]books she must be smarter
But n[G]ow when I close my eyes, I'll be [Dm]fucking Jimmy Carter
Oh no! [Fmaj7] [F6] [Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh [G]no, [Fmaj7]no! [F6] [Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh, [F6]no n[Fmaj7]o! [G]
[Fmaj7]Oh, no [F6]no!
[Am]Couldn't you have just n[G]odded and smiled,[Dm] from nine to twelve P.M.
Instead [C6]of telling your conspiracy theor[G]ies
To all my[Dm] bosses
And all my[E] friends?
The bitch went nuts ([Am]Nuts!)
Started [C]putting down the Christians
And a[G]ll about what the white man
[Dm]Did to the Indians
How could I [Am]know that she[C] never done blow before?
She s[G]houted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Then she [Dm]puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on [Am]/[C]/[G]/[Dm] chords)
Oh no!
Oh no! [Fmaj7] [F6] [Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh [G]no, [Fmaj7]no! [F6] [Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh, [F6]no n[Fmaj7]o! [G]
[Fmaj7]Oh, no [F6]no!