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Dirty Pi

Beans On Toast
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D-DU-UDU
Theres  a paki on the corner and he runs a little shop,
 And my dad he will not go there because he think he stole his job,
 And theres a flaming homosexual, he’s dressed up like a queen,
 And he’ll probably fuck you up the ass and give you some disease,
Lets  sit on both sides of the fence,  where the grass  is always green,
 If we forget  about what were scared about, we might work  out what we need.
Theres  a guy down the kabab shop who looks like a terrorist,
 And I'm sure if he got on my bus, he’d have a bomb strapped to his chest,
 There is a problem with society, there's so much there to lose,
 Maybe we should blame our children who hide underneath their hoods,
Lets  sit on both sides of the fence,  where the grass  is always green,
 If we forget  about what were scared about, we might work  out what we need.
Well  theres  a nigger in the village teaching a white man how to dance,
 Theres a Christian girl with a turban on and a business man in drag,
 Theres a jewish man with an arab girl and a smile across his face,
 Theres a anacist with a set of rules and a generous capitalist
Lets  sit on both sides of the fence,  where the grass  is always green,
 If we forget  about what were scared about, we might work  out what we need.

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Readable chord sheet for Dirty Pi by Beans On Toast

[C]Th[F]er[G]es[C] a paki on the corner and he runs a little shop,
And my dad he will not go there because he think he stole his job,
And theres a flaming homosexual, he’s dressed up like a queen,
And he’ll probably fuck you up the ass and give you some disease,

[F]Lets sit on both sides of the f[C]ence, where the [G]grass is always [C]green,
If we [F]forget about what were scared about, we might [G]work out what we [C]need.

[C]Th[F]er[G]es[C] a guy down the kabab shop who looks like a terrorist,
And I'm sure if he got on my bus, he’d have a bomb strapped to his chest,
There is a problem with society, there's so much there to lose,
Maybe we should blame our children who hide underneath their hoods,

[F]Lets sit on both sides of the f[C]ence, where the [G]grass is always [C]green,
If we [F]forget about what were scared about, we might [G]work out what we [C]need.

[C]We[F]ll[G] t[C]heres a nigger in the village teaching a white man how to dance,
Theres a Christian girl with a turban on and a business man in drag,
Theres a jewish man with an arab girl and a smile across his face,
Theres a anacist with a set of rules and a generous capitalist

[F]Lets sit on both sides of the f[C]ence, where the [G]grass is always [C]green,
If we [F]forget about what were scared about, we might [G]work out what we [C]need.

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