Mcdonalds Girl

[D]   [A]
 [G]  (quick
 [A])
 [D]

I[D] leave from s[A]oftball pra[G]ctice every night   [A]      [D]

I[D]t's getting dark[A], but the "Go[G]lden Arches" light u[A]p the way[D]

 [D]           [A]
I[G] turn the cor[A]n[D]er at the traffic light

I[D] count my mo[A]ney and then I r[G]ehearse what I'm g[A]oing to say  [Bm]

 [Bm]       "I'd like an or[Em]der of fries, a quarter-pounder[Bm] with cheese,

 [Bm]                       [Em]
 [A]       I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

I[D] am in lov[A]e with a McDonalds gir[G]l

S[D]he has a smile [A]of innocence so te[G]nder and warm  [A]                  [D]

I[D] am in love[A] with a McDonalds girl[G]

S[D]he is an ange[A]l in a polyester [G]uniform           [A]              [D]

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
        When my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
        She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

(Steve Page Rap Solo)
She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY!

There she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week
        As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
        My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye
        Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste
You can only find at one place: McDonalds

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Date: Wed, 27 Mar 96 20:37:21 EST