If I Had A Million Dollars
Barenaked LadiesVersion1
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Chords in this song
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D-DU-UDU
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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Talking part): , ,
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
me as first]
Of course we would, wed just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars, Id buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
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Readable chord sheet for If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies
[[G], [D], [C]] x4 [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] I'd [D]buy you a h[C]ouse (I would buy you a h[G]ouse) [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] I'd buy you [D]furniture for your h[C]ouse (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an [G]ottoman) [G] And if I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you a [C]K-Car (A nice Reliant autom[G]obile) [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars I'd buy your[D] love [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, I'd build a[Em] tree fort in our [C]yard [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, you could [Em]help, it wouldn't be that [C]hard [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars Maybe we could put a [Em]little tiny fridge in there some[C]where You know, we could just go up there and [D]hang out Talking part): [G], [D], [C] [Same strumming pattern as intro and verses] Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you a fur coa[C]t (But not a real fur coat that's c[G]ruel) [G] And if I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you an exotic p[C]et (Yep, like a llama or an [G]emu) [G] And if I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you John Merrick's re[C]mains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant [G]bones) [G] And If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars I'd buy your [D]love [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, we wouldn't[Em] have to walk to the [C]store [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, we'd take a limo[Em]usine 'cause it c[C]osts more [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, we wouldn't [Em]have to eat Kraft [C]Dinner But we would eat [D]Kraft Dinner [G][sa[D]me [C]as first] Of course we would, wed just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it Thats right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you a green dr[C]ess (But not a real green dress, that's [G]cruel) [G] And if I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you some [C]art (A Picasso or a Gar[G]funkel) [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars (If I had a million d[G]ollars) [G] Well, I'd [D]buy you a m[C]onkey (Haven't you always wanted a m[G]onkey) [G] If I [D]had a million d[C]ollars, Id buy your [D]love [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, If I [Em]had a million d[C]ollars [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ollars, If I [Em]had a million d[C]ollars [C] If I [D]had a million d[G]ol[Em]lar[C]s [D] I'd be rich