Humour Of The Situation

[Gmaj7]  [Em7]

[G]   When you walked [Em7]in, I said with a gr[Cadd9]in
That we were just ta[D]lking about you  [G]
We all had to [Em9]lie because you would c[Cadd9]ry
If you knew we were la[D]ughing at you

In the [G]momentary [Eb]lull before the [Em]band begins to p[G/F]lay
There's an o[C]verwhelming [D7sus4]stench of alib[G]i  [D7sus4]

[G]  Come on now, [Em7]now
Come on now, n[Cm]ow
Enjoy the h[Am]umour of the [D]situation[G]
Come on now, n[Em7]ow
Come on now, n[Cm]ow
Enjoy the h[Am]umour of the [D]situation

[Gmaj7]  [Em7]

I said on the phone "Don't wait 'till I'm home"
But I'm sure I could hear you crying
I said where I was, but you doubt it because
It's the caller I.D. you're buying

In the hour that it took for me to drive up to the door
You'd arranged all my belongings on the lawn

(x2)
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

[C]   Have you h[G/B]eard the o[Bb]ne about the[F/A] boy
Who moved in[Fm]to the h[C]enhouse to s[G]leep? [C]
He woke u[G/B]p with eg[Bb]g on his face[F]
When he found[Fm] out all the h[C]ens had crossed the str[D]eet

(x2)
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me
I felt a chill because I was still
Wearing the emperor's new clothes

My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed
While your next door neighbour soaked be with the house

I've never felt so small, I've never been so dissed
As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes:

(x3)
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

[G]  [Em7]  [Cm]  [Am]  [D]  [Am]  [D]  [G]

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