Bull In A China Shop

[G]  I'm a kid in a [D]candy store
[Am]  I'm a bull in a [D]china shop
[G]  I'm a tired old [D]metaphor
  For [Am]everything you [D]can't afford
  And [Am]everything you [D]can't afford to [G]be

[G]  I'm a public em[D]barrassment
[Am]  I'm a bottle of [D]diet poison
[G]  I'm a walking ad[D]vertisement
  For [Am]everything I [D]never meant
  And [Am]everything I [D]never meant to [G]be

(Quietly)
[G]I can't [D]hear a thing [C]        [D]
(Loudly)
Cause [G]I've stopped [D]liste[C]ning  [D]

[G]  I'm the reason I [D]don't go out
[Am]  I'm afraid I might [D]tell me something
[G]  I'm the shadow of [D]every doubt
[Am]  I'm the product this [D]song's about
[Am]  I'm the product this [D]song's about to [G]be

(Quietly)
[G]I can't [D]hear a thing [C]        [D]
(Loudly)
Cause [G]I've stopped [D]liste[C]ning  [D]
[G]I can't [D]hear a thing [C]        [D]
Cause [G]I've stopped [D]liste[C]ning  [D]

[Am]  Every [D]morning
[Am]  Since I was [D]born
  It's been [Am]hard to [C]look in the [Em]mirror
  And [Am]see my [C]face for the [D]horns

[G]  All the fun that the [D]law allows
[Am]  All the fun but with [D]half the meaning
[G]  Come on over, I'll [D]show you how
[Am]  If you lived here you'd be [D]home by now
[Am]  If you still lived here you'd [D]be home now with [G]me

(Quietly, progressively louder)
[G]I can't [D]hear a thing[C]       [D]
Cause [G]I've stopped [D]liste[C]ning  [D]
(Loudly)
[G]I can't [D]hear a thing[C]       [D]
Cause [G]I've stopped [D]liste[C]ning  [D]

Song ends on G