Jeff The Muff Diver
Barefoot ManVersion1
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Youda heard about Sotos
Long in the West Indies
Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau
And Jack McKennys
All these men are famous
For their exploits in da sea
But there is one diver that I envy
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man tome
Who's made diving history
the muff diver
At every dive convention
You can find him here
Man does he have women
They follow him everywhere
It is such a mystery
That scuba ladies love him
Funny thing about it
Jeff don't even swim
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who's made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
Now the fad that Jeff has started
Has gained popularity
Everbody's trying it on
the land and in da sea
Some might turn their noses up
But we all know it's true
Way down deep inside they
wish they were muff divers too
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who's made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
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Readable chord sheet for Jeff The Muff Diver by Barefoot Man
[C]Youda heard about Sotos Long in the West [G]Indies Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau And Jack [C]McKennys All these men are famous For their exploits in da [F]sea But there is one [C]diver that [G]I [C]envy [C]He's Jeff, Jeff [G]the muff diver He's a real [C]conniver He's the man to[Am]me Who's made diving [C]history [G}He's Jeff, Jeff [C]the muff diver [C]At every dive convention You can find him [G]here Man does he have women They follow him [C]everywhere It is such a mystery That scuba ladies [F]love him Funny thing about [C]it [G]Jeff don't even [C]swim [C]He's Jeff, Jeff the[G] muff diver He's a real [C]conniver He's the man to me[Am] Who's made diving [C]history [G]He's Jeff, Jeff the [C]muff diver [C]Now the fad that Jeff has started Has gained popular[G]ity Everbody's trying it on the land and in [C]da sea Some might turn their noses up But we all know it's [F]true Way down [C]deep inside they wish they [G]were muff divers [C]too [C]He's Jeff, Jeff the[G] muff diver He's a real [C]conniver He's the man to me[Am] Who's made diving [C]history [G]He's Jeff, Jeff the [C]muff diver