Whos Got The Crack

[D]There's no such thing

[G]As a harmless [A]joke

[D]There's no such thing

[G]As a gentle [A]toke

[D]There's no such thing

[G]As panamas [A]jet? (can't make word out here)

Who's got the [D]crack

[G]Who - o - [A]oes got the [D]crack x 4

[D]
I [Am] [A] goat

[G]In a [A]moat

[D]With a boat

[A]whos got the [D]crack

[G]Who - o - [A]oes got the [D]crack x 4

[D]I like it when

[G]My hair is [A]poofy

[D]I like it when

You [G]slip me a [D]roofy

[D]I like it when

[G]You've got the [A]crack

[A]You've got the [D]crack

[D]whos got the crack

[G]Who - o - [A]oes got the [D]crack x 4

[D]I wanna be a hippy

[D]But I've [G]forgotten how to [A]love

[D]It's hard to be a garbage man

[D]When a [G]sailor stole my [A]glove

[D]I don't wanna be wreckless

[D]But I'd [G]rather be wreckless than [A]rockless

[D]Put your mamma in a headlock

[D]whos got the crack

[G]Who - o - [A]oes got the [D]crack x 4

[A]Not [D]you