Farewell Aunty Jack

Farewell, [F]Aunty Jack.
We [C]know you'll be back.
Though [Bb]you're ten feet [C]tall
You don't [F]scare us at [C]all.
You're [F]big, bold and tough,
But [C]you're not so rough.
There's a [Bb]scream as you [C]plummet [F]away. [C]

[same through till the bridge]

('Allo, me little luvlies!
So remember,
you better listen to this song real close,
'cause I'll tell yer what; if you don't,
I'm gonna jump through yer speakers and rip ya bloody arms orf!!
And I will, too...
Don't forget it...
Especially you, stupid.)

She rides a black bike, (I do.)
And drives through the night. (Right.)
She's big, round and fat
But don't dare tell her that, (Flaming well aren't!!)
'Cause she turns so mean,
Her glove starts to gleam,
And she screams as she plummets away.
(Goodbye, me little luvlies!)

[F]Oh, we really, really love you,
And we th[G]ink the world about you.
Won't you p[C]lease come back to our house?
Please c[Bb]ome back, dear Aunty J[F]ack.

[Same as chorus]

Now you've gone away and left me.
Aunty Jack, please don't forget me.
Just remember I'll be waiting
At the gates, dear Aunty Jack.

Yes, I think I must be dreaming.
I can hear your bike a-screaming,
And I know you're coming near me.
Now, you're back, dear Aunty Jack.
(I'm back!!!)

Oh, farewell, Aunty Jack, (Make up yer bloody mind!)
Don't you know you'll be back?
Though you're ten feet tall
You don't scare us at all. (I've 'eard that before.)
You're big, bold and tough,
But you're not so rough.
There's a scream as you plummet away.
(G'bye, me little luvlies!)

Na na na na na...
(I'm really off this time... like a piece of cheese.)

Farewell, Aunty Jack,
We know you'll be back.
Though you're ten feet tall
You don't scare us at all.
You're big, bold and tough,
But you're not so rough.
There's a scream as you plummet away.