Slap 'Er Down Again, Paw

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S[C]lap her down again, paw                  [G]
 slap her down again (slap)
[G]Make her tell us more, paw… tell us where she's b[C]een (slap)
[C]We don't want our neighbors talkin' 'bout our k[G]in
[G]Slap her down ag[C]ain, paw… s[G]lap her down ag[C]ain (slap)

[C]Well paw and ma were [G]so darn sore, they w[C]oke me up one n[G]ight
[G]There was some awful cussin'… and ma said paw was ri[C]ght
[C]They was awaitin' si[G]ster Bess, who ne[C]ver kept her w[G]ord
[G]The sun came up as Bess came in, and this is what I he[C]ard

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Quote  Sl[C]ap her down again, paw… slap her down ag[G]ain
[G]Make her tell us more, paw… tell us where she's be[C]en
[C]We don't want our neighbors talkin' 'bout our k[G]in
[G]Slap her down ag[C]ain, paw… s[G]lap her down ag[C]ain unquote

[C]Now poor old Bess got [G]so darn mad, she r[C]an away one d[G]ay
[G]To meet that travellin' salesman, with city-skickin' w[C]ays
[C]We ran and stood be[G]side them though, with sho[C]tguns by our si[G]des
[G]Me and Deke and paw and ma, who yelled as they came [C]by

[C][B]

Why don't you sl[C]ap her down again, paw… slap her down ag[G]ain
[G]Make her tell us more, paw… tell us where she's be[C]en
[C]We don't want our neighbors talkin' 'bout our k[G]in
[G]Slap her down ag[C]ain, paw… s[G]lap her down ag[C]ain

[C]Now ma and paw, they pla[G]nned for Bess to ma[C]rry Deacon Br[G]own
[G]And not that travellin' salesman, who always came ar[C]ound
[C]They made poor Bessie [G]go to church, her f[C]ace was mighty r[G]ed
[G]The deacon took one look at her, and this is what he s[C]aid

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Oh sl[C]ap her down again, paw… slap her down ag[G]ain
[G]Make her tell us more, paw… tell us where she's b[C]een
[C]We don't want our neighbors talkin' 'bout our k[G]in
[G]Slap her down ag[C]ain, paw… sl[G]ap her down ag[C]ain unquote

(Play chorus chords and trickle in the following phrases)
Doesido
Oh yeah, that’s hot stuff ain’t it?

[C]Well the moral of this st[G]ory girls, is do[C]n't stay out too l[G]ate
[G]Unless you take your shoes off, outside your pappy's g[C]ate
[C]If ma don't hear you co[G]min' in, she wo[C]n't lay down the l[G]aw
[C]And you won't have to worry, ‘cause she won't sing out to p[G]aw

[C][B]
S[C]lap her down again, paw… slap her down ag[G]ain
[G]Make her tell us more, paw… tell us where she's b[C]een
[C]We don't want our neighbors talkin' 'bout our k[G]in
[G]Slap her down ag[C]ain, paw… s[G]lap her down ag[C]ain

Take that (slap) and that, (slap) and that, (slap, slap)