If I Were Prime Minister

[G]If I were Prime Mi[C]nister, I'[G]d transform the la[D]nd

[G]All things would be g[C]lorious, [G]under my firm strong ha[D]nd

I'd enl[G]arge Prince Edward I[C]sland, and shrink the tax on bo[D]oze

[G]If  I were Prime M[C]inister, the L[G]eafs would never lo[D]se

[G]If I were Prime M[C]inister, French and E[G]nglish, would be g[D]one

There'd [G]be no more two s[C]olitudes 'cause [G]we'd all speak Klin[D]gon

And I'd g[G]ive my buddies j[C]obs, they we[G]ren't qualified f[D]or

[G]Wait, I'm so s[C]orry, I think t[G]hat's been done bef[D]ore

[G]If I were Prime M[C]inister, Can[G]adians would t[D]an

[G]In the Gulf of [C]Mexico, where I[G]'d put Newfoundl[D]and

[G]If I were Prime M[C]inister, [G]I would use my [D]power

[G]To finally make the d[C]onut, [G]our official fl[D]ower

And I[G]'d make it ill[C]egal to s[G]it and bitch and wh[D]ine

Though [G]that might leave Can[C]adians wi[G]th too much spare [D]time

And [G]I would be Prime M[C]inister if [G]only for one fl[D]aw

[G]I don't think that [C]I could ever [G]live in Ottow[D]a

[G]If I were, [C]If I were, [G]If I were Prime M[D]inister    (repeat)

I'd b[G]athe in Maple s[C]yrup and I'd h[G]ave a talking mo[D]ose

And [G]Mounties would mass[C]age me to k[G]eep me nice and lo[D]ose

I'd g[G]et rid of the Que[C]en, repl[G]ace her with my c[D]at

App[G]ointment to the [C]Senate would be t[G]rial by comb[D]at

[G]I'd solve all the p[C]roblems of this c[G]ountry's appar[D]atus

By g[G]ranting every [C]person, [G]nation stat[D]us

I'd enc[G]ourage global w[C]arming, move the j[G]etstream further n[D]orth

And I'd [G]ban all polit[C]icians, exc[G]ept for me of cou[D]rse

[G]If I were, [C]If I were, [G]If I were Prime M[D]inister
                      I'd be   super   great, and you'd all

[G]If I were,     [C]If I were,       [G]If I were Prime [D]Minister
love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law