I Pulled My Groin

I pulled my [D]groin, I pulled my groin
It's the [D]very best [G]inju[D]ry
Though I'm [D]walking [G]dainti[D]ly
I pulled my [A]groin, I pulled my [D]groin

I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
When people ask, "It hurts you where?"
I say "Put your hand right there"
I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
                 [G]    [A]    [D]
     I pulled my groi------n

I pulled my groin I pulled my groin
Though I do not enjoy walking
I am really happy talking
'bout my groin, I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
It's the treatment that I love
Because I've bought some oil to rub
Upon my groin, I pulled my groin

                              [B7]
     I pulled my groi---------n

I pulled my [E]groin, I pulled my groin
Un[E]less it's [A]playoff [E]time
Then I've [E]got a lo[A]wer body [E]injury that
Will [B7]have to be a game time de[E]cision

I pulled my groin I pulled my groin
It hurts me when I skate
but not when I master... hills
I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

            [A] [B7] [C] [D] [E]                       [E]
I pulled my groi-----n      I pulled my groin

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