1-800-alarm-me

[E]hey, i woke up today (today)
to think about a [F#m]dream i had

a dream I left so far away
ten seconds pass, and [C#m]as

i think twenty minutes pass
i failed my [A]mission
i'm a [Am]waste of life, waste of mind, where's my ambition

[E]chalk up one girlfriend
two broken [F#m]cars

my band and friends are nothing more
[C#m]than parting [B]shots not taken
[A]look at how jaded I [B]can [A]be

[A]when I turned 1[B]6, already way too [E]old to be in this entire [A]scene
of sighing lazi[B]ly at unaccomplished dreams
[E]yeah it's my home but i [B]think its time to go
i'll [A]hit once more so [B]i don't wake up
[E]i got no home, and i [F#m]got nowhere to go
i [A]just can't seem to [B]get on top of this
[C#m]situation [B]normal all fucked [E]up

[E]still I lay in bed
think of all the [F#m]dreams i had and clever remarks i have said
it seems like they all [C#m]mean nothing
snooze, alarm, reset that's eight more [A]minutes
this disaster [Am]can't exist because I'm not awake to live it

[E]i can't seem to place where life went [F#m]wrong

it's the wrong chords
it's one lame [C#m]song
[C#m]i'll [B]never know what [A]exit to get [B]off at until its [A]passed

[A]kick me in the [B]ass
a free shot, get it [E]over with and kick me till i [A]bleed
it seems that's all you [B]need (let's go) this one's on [E]me

[E]yeah it's my home but i [B]think its time to go
i'll [A]hit once more so [B]i don't wake up
[E]i got no home, and i [F#m]got nowhere to go
i [A]just can't seem to [B]get on top of this
[C#m]situation [B]normal all fucked [A]up               [Am]

[E]i don't think i'm going [F#m]outside today
i'll stay in [C#m]bed all day
declare a personal [A]holiday        [Am]
so you can [C#m]take my page right of your phone book
[E]burn my seven digits to ashes
i [A]won't be attending any of your classes
[Am]write another song as this day passes

[E]i don't think i'm going [F#m]outside today
i'll stay in [C#m]bed all day
declare a personal [A]holiday        [Am]
so you can [C#m]take my page right of your phone book
[E]burn my seven digits to ashes
i [A]won't be attending any of your classes
[Am]eyelids on the sky as this day passes

[E]    i wanna stay asleep for[A]ever
[A]    i wanna stay asleep for[C#m]ever
[C#m]    i wanna stay asleep for[B]ever
[B]    i wanna stay asleep for[E]ever

[E]    i wanna stay asleep for[A]ever
[A]    i wanna stay asleep for[C#m]ever
[C#m]    i wanna stay asleep for[B]ever
[B]    i wanna stay asleep for[E]ever