Teddy Picker
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Chords in this song
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Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
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Readable chord sheet for Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys
[Am] [Am] [E] [Am] Des[Am]pair to the point till they provoke The pu[Am]nchline before they have told the joke The sh[Am]eer desperation to be seen St[Am]aring at the television screen Des[Am]pair to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking pu[Am]nchline before you have told the joke [Am]Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist It w[Am]asn't in the top 100 list And it's the th[F]ousandth time and it's e[E]ven bolder, [Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over, [F]He told ya, [E]that you were gagging for it[Eb] She [Am]saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The [Am]kids all dream of making it, whatever that means A[Am]nother variation on a theme A tangle on the [Am]television and the magazine D'you [Am]reckon that they do it for a joke? D'you [Am]reckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says "we ar[Am]e defenders Of a[Am]ny poseur or professio[Am]nal pretender around" When did your l[F]ist replace the t[E]wist and turn? Ah the f[Am]ist, replaced the kissed-on concern [F]And if you're bothered, I don't want your p[E]rayers Save it for the morning after [Am] And it's the [F]thousandth time and it's [E]even bolder, [Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over, [F]He told ya, t[E]hat you were gagging for it[Am] [F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker [E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker? [Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker[Am] [F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker [E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker? [Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker[Eb] [Am]Asuming that all things are equal, [Am]Who'd want to be men of the people[E] [E]When there's people like you?[Am]