Fluorescent Adolescent

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[D] - [Bm] - [Em] - [A] x2

Verse 1.
You used to get it in your [D]fishnets
Now you only get it in your [Bm]night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for [Em]niceness
Landed in a very common [A]crisis
Everything's in order in a [D]black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [Bm]past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a [Em]Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a [A]rascal?

Chorus.
Oh that boy's a [Em]slag
The best you ever [A]had
The best you ever [Em]had
Is just a [A]memory and those drea[Em]ms
Not as daft as [Em]they seem
Not as daft as they[A] seem
My love when you [G]dream them up...

Verse 2.
Flicking through a little book of [D]sex tips
Remember when the boys were all el[Bm]ectric?
Now when she's told she's gonna get[Em] it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just f[A]orget it
Clinging to not getting senti[D]mental
Said she wasn't going but she [Bm]went still
Likes her gentlemen not to be g[Em]entle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting [A]pencil?

Chorus.
Oh that boy's a [Em]slag
The best you ever [A]had
The best you ever [Em]had
Is just a [A]memory and those drea[Em]ms
Not as daft as [Em]they seem
Not as daft as they[A] seem
My love when you [G]dream them up...
[F#m]Oh, where did you [Bm]go?
Where did you [Em]go?
Where did you [F#m]go? W[Em]oah.

Intro.

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Bridge.

[D]Falling abo[Bm]ut
You took a [Em]left off Last La[A]ugh Lane
You were just [D]sounding it ou[Bm]t
You're not [Em]coming back aga[A]in.

[D]Falling abo[Bm]ut
You took a [Em]left off Last La[A]ugh Lane
You were just [D]sounding it ou[Bm]t
You're not [Em]coming back aga[A]in.

Verse 1.

You used to get it in your[D] fishnets
Now you only get it in your [Bm]night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for [Em]niceness
Landed in a very common [A]crisis
Everything's in order in a [D]black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [Bm]past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in [Em]Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a [A]rascal?     [Bm]