Not A Pretty Girl

[F#m]   [A]   [D]
 [E]  2x

 [F#m]    I am not a pretty girl

 [A]               [D]       that is not what I do[E]

 [F#m]    I ain't no damsel [A]in distess

 [D]    and I don't need to[E] be rescued

 [F#m]    so put me d[A]own punk

 [D]    wouldn't you prefe[E]r a maiden fair

 [B]    isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere [D]

     I am not an angry girl
     but it seems like I've got everyone fooled
     every time I say something they find hard to hear
     they chalk it up to my anger
     and never to their own fear
     and imagine you're a girl
     just trying to finally come clean
     knowing full well they'd prefer you
     were dirty and smiling

     and I am sorry
     I am not a maiden fair
     and I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere

 [F#m]    [A]    [D]
 [E]

     and generally my generation
     wouldn't be caught dead working for the man
     and generally I agree with them
     trouble is you gotta have youself an alternate plan
     and I have earned my disillusionment
     I have been working all of my life
     and I am a patriot
     I have been fighting the good fight
     and what if there are no damsels in distress
     what if I knew that and I called your bluff?
     don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
     whether or not you ever show up