Donald Where's Your Trousers

[Am]I just got down from the Isle of Skye,
I'm [G]no' very big and I'm awfully shy,
the [Am]lassies shout as I go by...
[G]Donald where's your [Am]trooosers?

[Am]Let the winds blow high,

Let the winds blow low,
[G]through the streets in my kilts I go..
And [Am]all the ladies say hello..
[G]Donald where's your [Am]trousers?

2. A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall,
I was afraid that I would fall
cause I had nae o' ma trousers.
3. They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can..
You canna put the breeches on a highland man
Who doesn't like wearing trousers.
4. To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get a fright
If they saw me in me trousers.
5. Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all,
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave 'er a blow,
Now you can't do that with trousers.
6.The lassies love me, everyone,
Just let them catch me if they can,
you canna get the breeches off a Highland man,
Cause he does not wear the trooosers.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.