Ruby And Roy

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The g[A]ranite damp of [D]Aberdeen
grows w[G]arm and soft al[E]most serene
as a j[A]olly band of p[D]ickled chums
cross U[G]nion Street, all p[E]aved with gum
[A]sudden brothers in Br[B]ahms and Liszt
[E]just one more, no[F#] I insist[Bm]

H[Bm]it me Roy, hit me Roy[G]  [D]    [Bm]
Hit me Roy, hit me Roy[G]  [D]    [A]

Ruby and Roy what a wonderful pair
give me goosey bumps and sticky up hair
oh so fun just to be there
a live legend with tales to share
what more you want you old rock 'n' roll boy
red-hot ruby and red haired Roy

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy
Hit me Roy, hit me Roy

[Em7]Oh what a magical ni[Bm]ght
[Dm]ruby and R[G]oy by candle[C]light[Bm]   [Bb]
a w[A]ondrous thing, [Dm]a dream come true
[F]laugh a line, v[A]indaloo

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Ruby and Roy what a fabulous team
go together like peaches and stuff
and don't say thanks what a joy it's been
you can't just stop 'cos you've had enough

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy
hit me Roy, hit me Roy
hit em Roy one more time
Bombay duck and a pint of wine

Oh what a glorious night
ruby and Roy were dynamite
the shaggy dogs, the poppadoms
the heart attacks, the chili bombs

Hit me Roy, I'm not quite done
tarka dahl and a cleansing rum
Hit me Roy, hit me Roy
Hit me Roy, hit me
Hit me Roy, count me in
a salted nut and a quart of gin

Hit me Roy, hit me Roy
Hit me Roy, hit me Roy
ooh hit me