Xxxmas

[A]Every year in [D]winter time's a [E]special celeb[A]ration
Where [A]everyone can [D]hear the chime of [E]love across the [A]nation
[A]Young and old are [D]looking forward in [E]bright anticip[A]ation
[A]I suggest to [D]party like n[E]ever done be[A]fore

I wear my s[A]anta dress you put [D]on your reindeer suit
[A]You start riding over [E]rough and smooth
I c[A]rack my whip flippin' [D]hohoho
[A]Let's have s[E]ex for [A]christmas

I wear my s[A]anta dress you put [D]on your reindeer suit
You [A]drag that carriage up and [E]down the hood
I c[A]rack my whip flippin' [D]hohoho
[A]Let's have s[E]ex for [A]christmas

[D]   Slide up and down your chimney
[A]   Until my sack is empty
[D]   Let's stuff the christmas turkey
[A]   With delicious jerkey

A [A]christmas tree has [D]got a branch with [E]big balls hanging [A]from it
The [A]snowman's got a [D]carrot, so why d[E]on't you go down [A]on it?
[A]Let me ring your j[D]ingle bells unt[E]il my candles [A]burning
Let's f[A]ire up the i[D]ngle well, gift g[E]iving I [A]come

I wear my s[A]anta dress you put [D]on your reindeer suit
[A]You bend over and i [E]do your ............
I [A]crack my whip flippin' [D]hohoho
[A]Let's have [E]sex for [A]christmas *Sexophone*

I wear my s[A]nowman suit you put [D]on your turkey dress
I [A]shift some carrot up int[E]o your chest
[A]Gingerbread through the [D]oven door
[A]Let's have [E]sex for [A]christmas *Sexophone*

[A]     [D]
                [A]     [E]
                [A]     [D]
                [A]     [E]  [A]     [B]

[B]  Slide up and down our chimneys  (I do)
[F#]  Until your sack is empty (that's true)
[E]  Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
[F#]  When we go down on our knee

[E]  Do you want santa's sweetness
[F#]  Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
[E]  I promised you a whtie christmas
[F#]  Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)

We wear a [B]santa dress we put [E]on our reindeer suit
[B]We start riding over [F#]rough and smooth
We [B]crack your whip flippin' [E]hohoho
[B]Let's have [F#]sex for[B] christmas

We wear a [B]snowman suit we put[E] on our turkey dress
We [B]shift some carrot up in[F#]to our chest
[B]Gingerbread through the [E]oven door
[B]Let's have [F#]sex for[B] christmas

[B]      [E]
       [B]      [F#]
       [B]      [E]
[B]Let's have [F#]sex for[B] christmas
[B]Let's have [F#]sex for[B] christmas
[B]Let's have [F#]sex for[B] christmas
[B]Let's have [F#]sex for[B] christmas