Oasis

[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]  [G]
When I got to the party
They gave me a fo[D]rty
And I must have been thi[C]rsty
'Cause I drank it so qui[D]ckly

When I got to the bed[G]room
There was somebody wa[D]iting
And it isn't my f[C]ault
That the barbarian ra[D]ped me

When I went to get te[G]sted
I brought along my be[D]st friend
Melissa Ma[C]honey
Who had once been mol[D]ested

And she knew how to get th[G]ere
She knew all the nur[D]ses
They were all really fri[C]endly
But the test came back p[D]ositive

Oh, oh, [Em]I've seen better da[C]ys but I don't [D]care
Oh [Em]I just sent a le[C]tter in the m[D]ail

[~~~~~~~~~~~~]   [G]
When I got my abortion

I brought along my boy[D]friend
We got there an h[C]our
Before the appoi[D]ntment

And outside the bui[G]lding
There were all these anno[D]ying
Fundamentalist chris[C]tians
We tried to ignore[D] them

Oh, oh, [Em]I've had better day[C]s but I don't c[D]are
Oas[Em]is got my let[C]ter in the ma[D]il

[G],[D],[C],[D] x2

[~~~~~~~~~~~~]     [G]
When vacation was over
The word was all o[D]ver
That I was a crack[C]whore
Melissa had told[D] them
And so now were not ta[G]lking
Except we have tic[D]kets
To see blur in Oct[C]ober
And I think were still[D] going

Oh, oh, [Em]I've seen better da[C]ys but I don't [D]care
Oh [Em]I just got a [C]letter in the[D] mail

Oa[Em]sis sent a pho[C]tograph
It's auto[D]graphed and eve[B]rything
Me[Em]lissa's gonna wet [C]herself, I s[D]wear

And finish with a G.
Hope it's up to UG's standards =]