Bad Wine And Lemon Cake

I have a [G]little house [Bm]
[Em]Close to [D]town but not to [G]the city [Bm]       [Em]
Far from [D]home but near my f[G]amily  [Bm]        [Em]
No water [D]views but so close [G]to the [Bm]sea
I [Em]see, this is h[D]ow my little [G]life could [Bm]be     [Em]         [D]
And I'm filling [G]it with things[Bm]       [Em]
Like furni[D]ture I find [G]on the st[Bm]reet    [Em]
And all the s[D]pecial things I'd [G]like to e[Bm]at    [Em]
Pictures of [D]people that I'd [G]like to [Bm]meet, I'll m[Em]eet them
While I'm o[D]rbiting the w[Em]orld
And it's so pr[D]etty and so lon[Em]ely    [D]
My lovely l[G]ove aff[Bm]airs[Em] are all sc[D]heduled 'round the [G]TV g[Bm]uide    [Em]
And my sex [D]life has all been p[G]lagiar[Bm]ized    [Em]
In an a[D]ttempt to meet a h[G]arsh dead[Bm]line  [Em]       [D]
I'd like to [G]rent a wife[Bm]     [Em]
Then rent a h[D]usband to keep h[G]er for life[Bm]    [Em]
The three of [D]us, we could be [G]so happy[Bm]
[Em]Them with each o[D]ther, me with co[G]mpan[Bm]y
I'll s[Em]ee them off on a [D]flight around the wo[Em]rld
And it's so p[D]retty and so lo[Em]nely [D]
I could just [Em]die, I might just [D]die
I could just [Em]die, I might just [D]die
And at my [G]funeral[Bm]      [Em]
They will say T[D]om he was such [G]a nice gu[Bm]y    [Em]
He went too e[D]arly but he w[G]ent in st[Bm]yle      [Em]
They'll play my m[D]usic and then t[G]hey will [Bm]cry    [Em]
[D]Then they'll have a l[G]ittle wake[Bm]        [Em]
They'll drink bad [D]wine and they'll eat l[G]emon cake[Bm]      [Em]
And my m[D]other's little h[G]eart will b[Bm]reak   [Em]
And she'll say "[D]Wait there must be must [G]some mista[Bm]ke.
He c[Em]an't be de[D]ad, take[G] me ins[Bm]tead"   [Em]
[D]Oh, but I'm not [Em]dead
They tell me I'm not d[D]ead
And they say that I'm not [Em]dead
And that I won't [D]die for some time
In my [G]little house[Bm]    [Em]
Just writing l[D]ittle songs to [G]pass the ti[Bm]me    [Em]
Which incid[D]entally is seven [G]forty nine [Bm]       [Em]
So don't you w[D]orry I'm co[G]mpletely fi[Bm]ne, I'm [Em]fine
And don't you[D] worry I'm c[G]ompletely f[Bm]ine, I'm [Em]fine
Don't you w[D]orry I'm co[G]mpletely fi[Bm]ne, I'm f[Em]ine
Don't you [D]worry I'm c[G]ompletely fi[Bm]ne, I'm f[Em]ine
Don't you wo[D]rry I'm c[G]ompletely f[Bm]ine, I'm fi[Em]ne
I'm [D]just so fucking [G]fine.

*= I'm not sure if this is right.

[G]--> [A]
[Bm]--> [C#m]
[Em]--> [F#m]
[D]--> [E]