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Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

All Time Low
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Strum
D-DU-UDU
 (Verse)
 They told  me I was lucky
 To have  my chance with you
 Now last  year's summer romance
 Is this  year's winter blues
 I treated  you so nicely
 To jewelry  and champagne
 But you left  me empty handed,  yeah
 You left  me feelin' plain
 (Chorus)
Now  I hope you're
Happy  with yourself  cuz
I'm  not
laughing.  Don't you think  it's
Kind  of
Crappy  what you did this holiday?
 When I gave  you my heart
 You ripped  it apart  like wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote  you a song,
 Hope that you sing along and it goes Merry  Christmas
 Kiss my  ass.
 (Verse)
 They say  I'm losing my  mind
 I thought  that for a while
 I tear  down decorations  they
 Remind  me of your smile
 I hate  that mistletoe  it makes me
Think  of our first kiss
 You bit  my lip, you pulled  me close
 And then you taught  me how to quit
 (Chorus)
Now  I hope you're
Happy  with yourself  cuz
I'm  not
laughing.  Don't you think  it's
Kind  of
Crappy  what you did this holiday?
 When I gave  you my heart
 You ripped  it apart  like wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote  you a song,
 Hope that you sing along and it goes Merry  Christmas
 Kiss my  ass.
 (Bridge)
So  sick of calling, you won't  telephone me
 No f***  you girl, I'm going  out.
 I gave  you my all, but our love  hit a wall,  now
I'm  jingle belling and everyone's  yelling
 We'll drink  til the bars shut us down
Ain't  that just what Christmas is all about?
 (Chorus)
Now  I hope you're
Happy  with yourself  cuz
I'm  not
laughing.  Don't you think  it's
So  damn
Trashy  what you did this holiday?
 When I gave  you my heart
 You ripped  it apart  like wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote  you a song,
 Hope that you sing along and it goes Merry  Christmas, bitch,
 Kiss my ass.

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Readable chord sheet for Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass by All Time Low

[E]  [B]

(Verse)
They [E]told me I was [Abm]lucky
To [C#m]have my chance with y[A]ou
Now [E]last year's summer [Abm]romance
Is [C#m]this year's winter bl[A]ues
I tr[E]eated you so n[Abm]icely
To j[C#m]ewelry and cham[A]pagne
But you l[E]eft me empty ha[Abm]nded, yeah
You [C#m]left me feelin' [A]plain[B]

(Chorus)
[E]Now I hope you're
[A]Happy with y[Abm]ourself cuz
[F#m]I'm not
[B]laughing. Don't you th[A]ink it's
[Abm]Kind of
[C#m]Crappy what you did this [F#m]holi[B]day?
When I g[E]ave you my heart
You r[A]ipped it [Abm]apart like wrapping paper [C#m]trash[B]
So I w[A]rote you a song,
Hope that you sing along and it goes M[F#m]erry Christmas[B]
Kiss my[E] ass.

(Verse)
They [E]say I'm losing [Abm]my mind
I t[C#m]hought that for a wh[A]ile
I te[E]ar down decor[Abm]ations they
Re[C#m]mind me of your sm[A]ile
I ha[E]te that mistle[Abm]toe it makes me
[C#m]Think of our first [A]kiss
You [E]bit my lip, you p[Abm]ulled me close
And then you t[C#m]aught me how to [A]quit [B]

(Chorus)
[E]Now I hope you're
[A]Happy with y[Abm]ourself cuz
[F#m]I'm not
[B]laughing. Don't you th[A]ink it's
[Abm]Kind of
[C#m]Crappy what you did this [F#m]holi[B]day?
When I g[E]ave you my heart
You r[A]ipped it [Abm]apart like wrapping paper [C#m]trash[B]
So I w[A]rote you a song,
Hope that you sing along and it goes M[F#m]erry Christmas[B]
Kiss my[C#m] ass.

(Bridge)
[C#m]So sick of calling, you [C]won't telephone me
No f[C#m]*** you girl, I'm going[F#m] out.
I g[A]ave you my all, but our l[B]ove hit a w[C]all, now
[C#m]I'm jingle belling and [C]everyone's yelling
We'll [C#m]drink til the bars shut us [F#m]down
[A]Ain't that just what Christmas is all a[B]bout?

(Chorus)
[E]Now I hope you're
[A]Happy with y[Abm]ourself cuz
[F#m]I'm not
[B]laughing. Don't you th[A]ink it's
[Abm]So damn
[C#m]Trashy what you did this [F#m]holi[B]day?
When I g[E]ave you my heart
You r[A]ipped it [Abm]apart like wrapping paper [C#m]trash[B]
So I w[A]rote you a song,
Hope that you sing along and it goes M[F#m]erry Christmas, b[B]itch,
Kiss my ass. [E]

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