Pokmon What Happened To You

I r[D]emember when there were only one-fifty of you            [Em]
Well, tech[G]nically one-fifty-one if you are counting Mew, but[A] I digress             [D]
I guess I spent the best years of my little life      [Em]
[G]Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives            [A]
[D]And I miss the Pokémon Centre      [Em]
[G]I miss its music too       [A]
[D]And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water             [Em]
[G]Pokémon, what happen[A]ed to you?           [D]

In the old [D]days, you only got one form of every kind      [Em]
I could name a[G]ll the Gym Leaders, didn’t even have to try               [A]
But now you’ve shown me Team[D] Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs               [Em]
Oh I wan[G]t my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn’t used for sex                  [A]
I m[D]iss the cycling road, don’t [Em]you know
[G]I miss the music too         [A]
[D]And I can’t believe you used to be in black and white  [Em]
[G]Pokémon, what happen[A]ed to you            [D]

Now Legend[G]ary means nothing to me       [D]                        [A]
Because one-of-[G]a-kind creatures add up to over thirty              [D]                                [A]
And I only[G] want three choices for my Ee[D]vee                    [A]
I d[G]on’t want a rival if his name is not Gar[D]y                  [A]

And how [G]the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I don’t know

I miss holdi[G]ng down the B button when I thought it made it easier       [D]                        [A]
I miss surf[G]ing to the truck and using Strength to try and move [D]it                                [A]
I miss watch[G]ing my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon              [D]                                 [A]
I d[G]on’t accept your Leaf Green, they’ll always be Red and Blue to me                [D]                      [A]

[D]Yesterday, I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown     [Em]
They spelle[G]d the words “We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo                  [A]
We don’t[D] get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so          [Em]
And the Pok&eac[G]ute;dex was fine, it didn’t need a radio”       [A]
[D]I miss the Team Rocket hideout      [Em]
[G]And I miss the music too              [A]
[D]And why have shinies if they’re so impossible to find  [Em]
[G]Pokémon, what happen[A]ed to you            [D]
[G]Pokémon, what happen[A]ed to you            [D]

[D]And I’ll never again experience that joy of mine               [Em]
Because you are[G] incompatible with my brand new D-S-i                [A]                          [A]                                 [A]                                   [A]                                      [D]