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Somewhere That's Green

Alan Menken
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
I  know Seymour's the greatest
But  I'm dating a semi-sadist.
So  I've got a black eye
 And my arm's in  a cast.
Still  that Semore's a Cutie
-dim
 Well, if not, he's got inner beauty
 And I dream of a place
 Where we could be together at last
A  matchbox of our own
A  fence of real  chain link,
A  grill out on the patio
Disposal  in  the sink
A  washer and a  dryer
 and  an ironing  machine
In  a tract house that we share
Somewhere  that's green.
He  rakes and trims the grass
He  loves to mow  and weed
I  cook like Betty Crocker
And  I look like  Donna  Reed
There's  plastic  on the  furniture
 To  keep it neat and  clean
In  the Pine-Sol scented air
Somewhere  that's green
Between  our frozen dinner
 And our bedtime,  nine-fifteen
We  snuggle watchin'  Lucy
 On our big, enormous twelve-inch  screen
I'm  his December Bride
He's  Father,  he Knows Best
Our  kids watch Howdy Doody
As  the sun sets  in the  west
A  picture out of  Better  Homes
  -
  and Gardens magazine
 Far from Skid Row
 I dream we'll go
 somewhere that's green.

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Readable chord sheet for Somewhere That's Green by Alan Menken

[Eb]I know Seymour's the greatest
[G/D]But I'm dating a semi-[Dbdim]sadist.  [Cm]
[G/B]So I've got a black eye   [Am7]
And my arm's in[D7] a cast.      [G]           [C/G]                 [D/G]

[G]     [C/G]     [D/G]

[Eb]Still that Semore's a Cutie
[G/D]                          [Db]-dim  [Cm]
Well, if not, he's got inner beauty

And I dream of a place

Where we could be together at last

[G9]A matchbox of our own           [C/G]
[D7sus]A fence of r[D7]eal chain link,[G]
[Em]A grill out on the patio  [G/D]
[A7/C#]Disposal in[A7] the sin[C/D]k

[D7] [C/D]  [D7]

[F/G]A washer and a[G7] dryer [F/G]
an[F/C]d an iron[C]ing ma[F#m7b5]chine
[G/D]In a tract house that we share     [D7sus]
[D7]Somewhere that's green.       [G]            [C/G]                 [D/G]                      [G]

[G9]He rakes and trims the grass    [C/G]
[D7sus]He loves to [D7]mow and weed   [G]
[Em]I cook like Betty Crocker [G/D]
[A7/C#]And I look [A7]like Don[C/D]na Reed

[D7] [C/D]  [D7]

[F/G]There's plasti[G7]c on th[F/G]e furniture
T[F/C]o keep it neat [C]and clean    [F#m7b5]
[G/D]In the Pine-Sol scented air        [D7sus]
[D7]Somewhere that's green        [G]             [C/G]                  [D/G]                       [G]

[Dm]

[Eb]Between our frozen dinner      [F]        [Eb]
And our bedtime[G/D], nine-fiftee[D7]n         [G]
[Em]We snuggle watchin'[B/D#] Lucy       [G/D]
On our big, e[A7]nor[C]mous [A7]twelve-inch sc[D]reen  [A7/C#]             [D]

[G9]I'm his December Bride          [C/G]
[D7sus]He's Father,[D7] he Knows Best [G]
[Em]Our kids watch Howdy Doody[G/D]
[A7/C#]As the sun [A7]sets in [C/D]the west
[F/G]A picture out [G7]of Bett[F/G]er Homes
 [F/C]      [C]          [C#m]-[b7]
 and Gardens magazine
Far from Skid Row     [G/D]
I dream we'll go    [C9]       [D7]
somewhere that's green.     [G]

[C/G]  [D/G]  [G]  [C/G]  [D] [G]  [G]

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