Another Good Reason Not To Drink

Into:riff/ [B]-[E]

[E]I woke up the other night l[B]yin' on the foor
Right beside someone I'd n[E]ever seen before
She said my name is juliet
romeo you a[A]in't
That's[B] another good reason not to d[E]rink

That's [E]another good reason not to d[B]rink
When I'm sober I'm almost A s[E]aint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole H[A]ank
That's [B]another good reason not to d[E]rink
[E]

I can't go see my best friend
[B]He said stay away
Just because of what I said [E]on his wedding day
You oughta call her sherman
'cause she look's just like a t[A]ank
that's a[B]nother good reason not to d[E]rink

Tha[E]t's another good reason not to d[B]rink
When I'm sober I'm almost A s[E]aint
If I keep gonin' on like this
I'll end up like ole H[A]ank
Th[B]at's another good reason not to dr[E]ink

Now [F]I'm gonna sue the city a[C]bout that policeman
Last night as I left the bar
He st[F]epped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind
I said let me t[Bb]hink
And that's another good reason not to d[F]rink

Tha[F]t's another good reason not to dr[C]ink
When I'm sober I'm almost a s[F]aint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole H[Bb]ank
That[F]'s another good reason not to d[C]rink
Baby let me in I'm freezin'
And[F] another good reason not to d[C]rink

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Remember if you drink too much
Your only piss'in your money away!!! he he he

Transcribed  Dec 13/98 By

                              Chuckweet that old Hungarian
                                       (Rascal)