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Scenesters

AJJ
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Oh  my god there's scenesters everywhere
With  their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts
Why  didn't the shins come to phoenix?
And  why didn't mirah come to phoenix?
Because  the modified is too small
And  the marquis is too big
And  the complex is rightfully dead
And  the hipsters with their snide  comments and aversion  to applause
Oh  my god hardcore kids everywhere
With  their hair gel and their color green
How  do they look so good  while their convictions  remain so strong?
 Because their hair  gel that they use isn't tested on animals
 And their swallow  tattoos are fucking lame
 And cocaine  is essentially vegan
 And they don't  give a fuck anyway
 
 They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them
Oh  my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
With  their violence and pomposity
So  fucking straightedge getting high off  of self-righteousness
And  praying to a sideways cross
 So urban,  so infantile,  so angry,  so young, and so poor
 They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair
Oh  my god there's assholes everywhere
Pretentious  fucking assholes everywhere
Oh  my god there's assholes everywhere
Pretentious  judgmental assholes everywhere
 End on .
 Hope that was understandable. The  is quickly added onto the end of the ,  if
 that wasn't obvious from listening to the song. :D

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Readable chord sheet for Scenesters by AJJ

[C]Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere[G]
[C]With their hair gel and their vintage t[G]-shirts
[C]Why didn't the shins come to phoenix?  [G]
[C]And why didn't mirah come to phoenix?  [G]

[Am]Because the modified is too small
[E]And the marquis is too big
[C]And the complex is rightfully dead
[F]And the hipsters with their s[Am]nide comments and [E]aversion to applause
[C]   [G]
[C]Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere     [G]
[C]With their hair gel and their color green     [G]
[C]How do they look so [G]good while their [C]convictions remain so strong?[G]

Because their [Am]hair gel that they use isn't tested on [E]animals
And their [C]swallow tattoos are fucking la[F]me
And [Am]cocaine is essentially ve[E]gan
And they [C]don't give a fuck [F]anyway
           [C] [pause]           [G] [pause]
They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them
[C]                                      [G]
[C]                                      [G]
[C]Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere[G]
[C]With their violence and pomposity      [G]
[C]So fucking straightedge getting high of[G]f of self-righteousness
[C]And praying to a sideways cross        [G]
So [Am]urban, so [E]infantile, so [C]angry, so young, and so [F]poor
[Am]                       [E] [pause]
They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair
[C]                                      [G]
[C]Oh my god there's assholes everywhere  [G]
[C]Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere[G]
[C]Oh my god there's assholes everywhere  [G]
[C]Pretentious judgmental assholes everywh[G]ere
End on [G].

Hope that was understandable. The [G] is quickly added onto the end of the [C], if
that wasn't obvious from listening to the song. :D

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