Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin

(Barre) [Em] [Dm] (power chord) [C] [G]

[G]                       [C] [G] (Done quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
[G]                       [C] [G] (done quickly
Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
[Em]And I've got lots of n[D]ews for you
[Em]And I've got a long [D]list of [C]things to do
[G]                              [C] [G] (Done quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
[G]                              [C] [G] (Done quickly)
I used to be so Hesitant
[Em]But now I've got my whole life [D]to live
[Em]                          [D]      [Am]
[Cm]And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
[G]It's like the Gift of the Magi [C]   [G]
[G]It's like the Gift of the Magi [C]2![G]
[Em]You sold your soul to buy [D]some tits
[Em]I sold my soul to grow a d[D]iiiiiiick
[G]We've gotta get him in the van [C]   [G]
[G]What if he resists?[C]  [G]
[Em]Kick him in the back of [D]the fuckin' head
[Em]Put him in the back of t[D]he fuckin' Vayayayan
[G]It's a miracle of science[C], [G]
[G]This portrayal of violenc[C]e [G]
[Em]It lives inside us [D]all
[Em]it lives inside our[D] hearts
[Am]Just like a stupid fuckin[Cm]g tape wooooorm

Play into
Who can we blame?
[G]The husband divorced his wife [C]   [G]
[G]after she cut her hair [C]   [G]
[Em]because she was way less [D]fuckable
[Em]And that's just [D]unforgiveable
[G]Moved into a condo[C]  [G]
[G]and hung out by the POOOL[C]  [G]
[Em]He never wore a ba[D]thing suit
[Em]Because he wanted scope out the [D]talent
[G]If god doesn't like ugly  [C]    [G]
[G]He does't like anybody [C]   [G]
[Em]Fuck god anyway[D]
[Em]He's osbsolete [D]
[Am]My god thinks my j[Cm]okes are funny

There is no one to blame

People are just fuckin' mean

GO ?SONS?