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David J. Is A Sickness

AJJ
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 then
e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--|
B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--|
G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--|
D--2-----------3-----------------------0--|
A--3-----------------------------------2--|
E--------------------------------------3--|
 you're helpless,  and hopeless
 you wanna help  out the homeless
 but you've got  problems
 you're selfish,  and worthless
 and you have  no fucking purpose
 you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
whoa-oh whoa  WHOOOAAAAA whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh
 there are morals  that conflict with orals
 that conflict with anals  that believe in angels
angels  are hating  on you
 if good  is the absence  of evil
 and evil  is the absence of good
there  is an axis of evil
rolling  into this neighborhood
 with the sound of gunshots
bang!  pow!!  pswchh!!!
whoa-oh
 it was then  that i found i am a vampire
 i have fangs  fucking 15 inches long
 the sanguinary  sweetness of stealing  someone's blood
 feels so good  i am compelled to sing this song
 and at night  when i retire to my coffin
 to sleep  for a hundred years or more
 all you people  that i know will have died  long ago
 and their children  will have died ten years before
whoaaaaa-oh.  whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh

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Readable chord sheet for David J. Is A Sickness by AJJ

[C]   [F]   [Dm]   [G]

then

e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--|
B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--|
G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--|
D--2-----------3-----------------------0--|
A--3-----------------------------------2--|
E--------------------------------------3--|

you're [C]helpless, and [F]hopeless
you wanna [Dm]help out the [G]homeless
but [C]you've [F]got problems[Dm]     [G]
you're [C]selfish, and w[F]orthless
and you ha[Dm]ve no fucking [G]purpose
you're a [C]cancer-causing, [F]cancer-having [Dm]slob [G]

[Dm]whoa-[G]oh  [C]whoa  WHOOOAA[F]AAA   [Dm]whoooaaaaa-[G]ohhh-oooo[C]hhh

there are [C]morals that conflict with [F]orals
that conflict with [Dm]anals that believe in an[G]gels
[C]angels are [F]hating on [Dm]you   [G]
if [C]good is the [F]absence of evil
and [Dm]evil is the absence of g[G]ood
[C]there is an axis of [F]evil
[Dm]rolling into this nei[G]ghborhood

with the sound of [Dm]gunshots[F]
[C]bang! p[E]ow!! p[Am]swchh!!!

[Dm]whoa-o[G]h    [C]        [Am]              [Dm]                   [G]                       [C]                          [G]                             [Am]                                  [Dm]                                      [G]                                         [C]

it was [C]then that i found i am a [F]vampire
i have [Dm]fangs fucking 15 inches l[Am]ong
the san[C]guinary sweetness of stea[F]ling someone's blood
feels so [Dm]good i am compelled to sing this [Am]song
and at [C]night when i retire to my [F]coffin
to sl[Dm]eep for a hundred years or m[Am]ore
all you [C]people that i know will have d[F]ied long ago
and their [Dm]children will have died ten years [Am]before [Am]      [F]          [C]

[Dm]whoaaaaa-[G]oh. whooaa-[C]oh-[G]oh-o[Am]hhh

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