Calling It Quits

[Asus2]
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[Em]  [A]

[Em]He's a serious Mister shake his hand and he'll twist your [A]arm
With monopoly money we'll be buying the funny farm
[B]So I'll do flips and get paid in chips from a [F#m]diamond as big as the [A]Ritz
Then I'm [E]calling it [B]quits  [A]
         Calling it quits

[Em]Eyes the color of candy lies to cover the [A]handicap
Though your slippers are ruby you'll be led to the booby trap
[B]And there's no prize just a smaller size so I'm wearing the [F#m]shoe til it [A]fits

Then I'm [E]calling it [B]quits[A]
         Calling it quits
[B]Now he's numbering himself among the m[A]astermin[G]ds
Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines
[B]Lifting dialogue from Judy Collins [F#]storylines
Where [A]get-t[Asus2]ough g[A]irls [Asus2]turn into [A]goldm[Asus2]ines

[Em] [A]

But [Em]oh, those polaroid babies [G]taking [Bm]chances with rabies
[F#m]Happy to tear me to [A]bits
Well, I'm cal[E]ling it qui[B]ts    [A]
Yes, I'm calling it quits  3x
            Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds
            Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines  [repeat]