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Geek Anthem

Aequitas
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Strum
D-DU-UDU
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You  point and laugh  because I  am a virgin
Well  haha,  so’s my imaginary girlfriend
I look at  her, she knows what Im after
Blow  me  like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master
 I may look stupid when I have my cape on
 I always wear it for the star wars marathon
 Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
 No bills to pay, no friends to call
We  live  at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
We  watch  tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be
 You had a secret club you never let me in
 You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen
 I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”
 The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls
 I have more comic books than I could ever read
 And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
 Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
 I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough
Bazinga
Scissors  paper rock
Lizard  beating Spock
Bazinga
I  used to play World of Warcraft
But  then I took a vagina to the cock
  C SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012

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Readable chord sheet for Geek Anthem by Aequitas

[Key: [C]]

[C]You point and l[F]augh because [Am]I am a [G]virgin
[C]We[F]ll[Am] ha[G]ha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend
[C]I [F]lo[Am]ok [G]at her, she knows what Im after
[C]Bl[F]ow[Am] me[G] like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[C]We[G] l[Am]ive[F] at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
[C]We[G] w[Am]atc[F]h tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[C]Ba[G]zinga
[Am]Scissors paper rock
[F]Lizard beating Spock
[C]Ba[G]zinga
[Am]I used to play World of Warcraft
[F]But then I took a vagina to the cock

 C  SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012

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