Medium Pace

[C]

Put your arms around me ba[C]by
Can't you see I need you [G]so
Hold me close against your sk[F]in
I'm about to begi[G]n
Lovin' yo[C]u

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium[C] pace

Play with my balls and tell me
[G]How big they are

Honey, rub your beaver
Up an[F]d down my face
Sit on[G] the corner of the bed
And watch[C] me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stic[C]k it up my ass

Push it in and out
At a me[G]dium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's d[F]ick

And how big it was
N[G]ow shave off my pubes
And punch me [C]in the face
Whoa[F] darlin'
Make me pu[G]sh my dick and balls
[C]Back betwee[B]n my legs[A]
[G]Call me an ugly w[F]oman

And take my picture to show
All the people you wor[G]k with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle
[C]Out of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
[G]And watch me whack off
Strap on a dild[F]o

And make me give you head
[G]Tell me to slow down
And do it at [C]a medium pace

I feel so humiliated
I[C]'m about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make love
[G]But now I can't

'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my ey[F]es
And you[G] realize
How much I enjo[C]y lovin' you[B]       [A]              [G]
[F]I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach [G]

Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

[A]   [G]   [C]