John Kettley Is A Weatherman

Tune Guitar down ½ [A] step [Eb], [Ab], [C#], [F#],
[Eb]

Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B.

E    Bb---0--      A      Bb---2--       E    Bb---0--       B    Eb---2---|
     Gb-1---1             Gb-2---2            Gb-1---1            Bb-4---4-|

[E]Oh, Ayrton Senna's got t[A]he voice of a tenor,

[E]Peter Snow sings very low,    [B]

[E]Mark Burano is a soprano,   [A]

[B]John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

[E]John Kettley is a weather[B]man,

[A]                      [B]
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,

[E]John Kettley is a weathe[B]rman,

[A]And so is Mich[B]ael Fish.    [E]

[E]        [F#m]        [Abm]      [A]        [B]

Simon Parkin's always larkin',
Eric Lane is the same,
Jonathan Ross collects moss,
John Kettley...
([Spoken] interesting fact)
John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
David Icke rides a bike,
Richard Keys has got no knees,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...

[C#m]     /[A]      /[F#m]    /[E]   [B]  / X2

there or there abouts!)

Eb-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb------2----4b(5)r4---2-----------2--—4 b (5)r4---2-------2---4b(5)r4---2-|
Gb--2h4------------------------0h2-----------------------------------------|
Db-----------------------------------------------------2h4-----------------|

Eb-------------------------------------------4-----------------------------|
Bb--s5------5-----4-------------4-5-p-4----------7-5-4------4-5-p-4--------|
Gb------4--------------4--5--6-----------6-----------------------------6---|
Db-------------------------------------------------------7-----------------|

Eb--4--------------------------7---------------------------|
Bb-----7---5-4-----7b-(8)-----------7--5---7---------------|
Gb-----------------6b-(7)------------------------4---------|
Db---------------------------------------------------------|

[B]John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
David Steel lives in Keele,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

FINAL CHORUS

[E]John Kettley is [B]a weatherman,

[A]                        [B]
[A] weatherman, [A] weatherman,

[E]John Kettley is [B]a weatherman,

[A]And so is Michae[B]l Fish,     [E]

[A]And so is Billy [B]Giles,      [E]
                                       (1 strum per chord)
[A]              [B]                       [E]          [A]
      [Abm]         [F#m]        [E]       [A]
And so is I[F#m]ain McCaskill...

[A]And so i[B]s Wincey Willis.[E]

[C#m]      [A]       [F#m]  [B]  [E]

REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY
HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!